Short Lockjaw Poems
Short Lockjaw Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Lockjaw by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Lockjaw by length and keyword.
A Changing Day
Here lies Chester Alan Dawe
Died from a case of lockjaw
While busting out of jail,
He stepped on a rusty nail
And never again broke the law.
written May 7, 2022...
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Categories:
lockjaw, humorous,
Form:
Epitaph
Too Many Buttons To Push
TOO MANY BUTTONS TO PUSH
There's too many buttons to push each day
But there's one in particular, like a donkey I bray
I scream out yee haw
Sometimes get lockjaw
I'm totally scrambled like an egg soufflé
© Jack Ellison 2015
(Inspired by The Wulfman)...
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Categories:
lockjaw, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Lockjaw Not Jim
Farmer Jim Dean would never get lockjaw.
‘Tho he learned of it early from his pa
Happened before his morning rooster caw.
Tore his foot on nail hidden deep in straw
Hungry gray donkey gave a loud hee-haw.
Did not look for nail – terrible farmer flaw.
Horribly rusty, not a lah-dee-dah.
Died by four o’clock of acute painful lockjaw...
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Categories:
lockjaw, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th
Form:
Monorhyme