Short Lmao Poems

"acronym acrobatics"


i can
write
LMAO

but i
can't
write

laugh
my
a**

off...

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Late night tipsy chats 
So few and far between
Off the charts teasing stats
Then being left here on scene


I was bored just having a bit of fun with this one lmao!...

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I was here,
but now im not,
i wish i could,
smoke some pot,

I put this here,
to prove a point,
that lifes sucks,
without a joint..

I quit some time ago,
but man i could use one,
keep wishin an wishin,
but never again, im done

doesnt that just suck...lmao......

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Gee...tee heee...hhaaa..hoo lmao,
ya lovey me yeah, me not yet,
guess more ya wanna iz screwwy meayah,
then love gonna goeeeya gaud know wheere,
gee tee hee yeah doo that and say cheese,
I am ur geese,
awright
raising leggy and all,
come take me
for a tumble
and fall,
in sack
come 
have my hack....

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So, what is the deal, with cats and mice? 
All kinds of cats, don't like to play nice 
The mice run fast, teasing 
Into a hole, wheezing 
Cats always pay, the terrible price. 

Copyright © Cynthia Jones 
Dec.10/2005 

Poor cats slide around the corners and run smack dab into the wall. LMAO...

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What if electronics had never been invented?
Would people be as rude to each other?
What if we had no I-phones?
Would we still be talking in person?

What if the child did not have its own TV set?
Would it still talk to its parents?
What if social media had never been invented?
Would we know what LMAO means?...

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Mom says she doesn't text in letters, I answer IK
She says she isn't going to learn whatever is IDK

When she is waiting for me I tell her BRB
And she asks me what is a GIF or a JPG

I will try to show her how to use them ASAP
When I get the text back later that its NYOB

So I send back an uplifting LMAO
I plan to tell her why its IMO

She replies with understanding: IK now what IDK
Is that a PIC is a JPG and asks if maybe IDK

3-24-2021...

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