Short Liquors Poems

What women stuff in their knickers
Would scare the Hell out of vicars
But girls must know
Win, Place, and Show
The Best of Blue Ribbon liquors...

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There once was a party of vicars,
Well known for their liking of liquors,
They said to the masses:
‘Hey, look at our asses’,
And peeled off the skimpiest knickers.

For Roy’s Bawdy limerick contest...

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(Moral Dilemma?)

Her father told her, beware men and strong booze and liquors;
alas she met a boy and she was tempted, and had a skinful:
soon to leave the party to wander home, without her knickers.

© Harry J Horsman  2011...

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44. 
Personality commodities
Melting into bar stools
Progress beyond God
to make the ultimate partnership.

Profits will come less belligerently 
When lovers sing praises in lilted voices.
off tune liquors pour needlessly
down the throats of the well fed.
Meager brotherhood looked at me 
With a dirty f...

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Trump moaned 'bout the curse of hard liquors
Was greeted by just childish snickers
     Whilst spouting his lies
     Left open his flies
And flashed the 'Fake News' his pink knickers

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15 September 2017

(9-9-5-5-9 checked with howmanysyllables.com)...

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We do it to Live.

We set out to find it, 
In our own ways.

We search it
In places, in people
In liquors, in antiques
In words and in drugs,
In marriages, in walks
In food and in paintings
In oceans in deserts
In love and in death
We learn how to laugh
as a way out of our pains,
We go and seek it
To live....

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Juniper berries are a brilliant bright blue,
Prettier, not as dark as blueberry’s hue
While growing, prefer warm sunny spaces
Live on several continents, many good places

Add flavor to liquors are a diuretic too
Also, a stimulant, but what can you do?
If you come across one, don’t dive right in
They are bitter off the vine said my cousin Jin....

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The secret subject of my desires,
Is found in an ancient BT van.
We're nothing more than barefaced liars,
Illegal liquors from a legal man.

Two silver stalkers of the land,
Consumed you from our luxury.
And gave more than a helping hand,
To fan the flames of jealousy.

You play on thicker strings than I,
In bigger towns away from here.
In the candied scream of a mad wolf's cry,
I resign myself to silent fear....

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Gone has God, the mirth as well, love’s sweet liquors
never tell; sun kissed earth, the hope for all, the 
raven’s sigh at coming squall

Take the heart so pounded thus, darkened ardor, sour 
dough’s musk; give the hearth the light of dawn, springs
the trap on spritely fawn

Now the world lies deep in tryst, silk-tongued robbers
slight of wrist; a nod to all who know this tale, perchance 
the shattered dream to fail....

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Movie

Folk's seem to be having a grand old time here tonight at Sam's place
The liquors flowing good time rolling while the band's singing the classics
Play it again Sam,
I wanna ask that fine looking dame over there to dance
That was the scenario playing out in my head
But its really just a line from a movie
Instead old blue eyes just exited stage left     
As rejection is a dish best served cold
And quite frankly my dear I doo give a damn...

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