Donald Trump

Trump moaned 'bout the curse of hard liquors
Was greeted by just childish snickers
     Whilst spouting his lies
     Left open his flies
And flashed the 'Fake News' his pink knickers

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15 September 2017

(9-9-5-5-9 checked with howmanysyllables.com)
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Sietesantos Avatar
September 22, 2017 at 1:55 PM
Tehehehe - what a very clever, funny Limerick. I thoroughly enjoyed the read! Excellent wit! Have a great weekend, my friend! Hugs. Pandita
Michaels Avatar
September 23, 2017 at 4:15 AM
Thanks so much, Pandita. Am pleased you enjoyed it. All the best, John.
Dietrich Avatar
September 17, 2017 at 5:50 PM
Pink knickers is a real fun ending for this one. Well done, JOhn! Pink and they STINK
Michaels Avatar
September 22, 2017 at 6:51 AM
Thanks, Andrea... another N/A unfortunately, but a few people seem to have enjoyed it!! All the best. Regards, John.
Marcum Wong Avatar
September 16, 2017 at 2:06 AM
This is quite clever John. He makes himself look foolish most every day. Thanks for the laugh! : )
Michaels Avatar
September 16, 2017 at 8:10 AM
Thanks, Connie... am pleased it gave you a chuckle! Regards, John.
Allison Avatar
September 15, 2017 at 8:38 AM
Ha ha ha you out trumped yourself with your humour here John. Oh I do love writing about this man as to the brits a trump is another name for a fact and of course it rhymes with dump lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Michaels Avatar
September 15, 2017 at 9:08 AM
Thanks for your comments, Jan! In case you weren't aware, I am a Brit... and I know just what you mean - it's so fitting! Heard that the University of York is working on trying to bring back some archaic words into modern usage - one of which is "betrump" which means "to deceive, cheat". Perfect!! May have to try squeezing that into a poem, somewhere! :) All the best, John!
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