Jack Horne Poet Limerick

Drunken Vicars - For the Bawdy Contest

There once was a party of vicars,
Well known for their liking of liquors,
They said to the masses:
‘Hey, look at our asses’,
And peeled off the skimpiest knickers.

For Roy’s Bawdy limerick contest

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Paul Callus April 16, 2018 at 4:17 PM An excellent humerous Limerick...witty, smooth flowing meter and catchy rhyme. Well done, Jack! // Regards paul

Poet Destroyer A June 13, 2014 at 11:52 PM Hello Jack, Congratulations on your win. Linda

Sara Kendrick June 9, 2014 at 6:00 PM I may copy and paste congrats but I have read your work and find it exceptional…Sara

Elaine George June 9, 2014 at 12:57 PM Funny!!! Congrat's on your win, Jack. elaine

Shadow Hamilton June 9, 2014 at 7:16 AM very funny Jack congrats on win hugs

Tim Smith June 8, 2014 at 9:51 AM Fabulous....congrats

Richard Lamoureux June 8, 2014 at 8:07 AM Cute one, congratulations.

Skat A June 8, 2014 at 7:29 AM Jack, Congrats, on your "Bawdy, Bawdy, Bawdy, Miss Clawdy" win........ Enjoyable Limerick :) LOVE ~SKAT~

Dr.Ram Mehta June 7, 2014 at 9:41 PM Congratulations on your fine win with this well humored limerick, jack

Andrea Dietrich June 7, 2014 at 9:33 PM Hey, at least I was able to come HERE and wish you a BIG fat Congrats!!!

John Lawless June 7, 2014 at 8:48 PM Some things are beast left covered... Nice one. Limericks run along the edge, inviting us to jump.

Debbie Guzzi June 7, 2014 at 7:45 PM You go GUY, men in thongs what could go wrong? great meter! Congrad's on your win. Light & Love Debbie Guzzi June 7, 2014 at 7:57 PM there was a bold knight with one ball/ who bragged that he was six feet tall/ his member was neat/ it dragged to his feet/ that prick held most women enthralled

Casarah Nance June 7, 2014 at 5:59 PM Back again to applaud your first place! Way to go Jack :)

Carrie Richards June 7, 2014 at 5:54 PM So cute !!!! Glad I don't attend that church, however !!

Seren Roberts May 18, 2014 at 4:29 AM So funny Jack, .definitely a winner ...Seren

Phyllis Babcock May 14, 2014 at 10:08 PM Had me chucking with this limerick. love phyl

Carolyn Devonshire May 12, 2014 at 5:12 PM First rate - should get a first place! You are such a witty sweet man. Love this limerick and the author too! Carolyn

Casarah Nance May 12, 2014 at 11:23 AM laugh out loud great! well done!

Sara Kendrick May 12, 2014 at 9:29 AM Well, the vices of vicars has been revealed..Way to go for the contest..Sara

Jerry T Curtis May 12, 2014 at 7:00 AM Jack, Now, that's funny, I love making fun of clergy

Robert Johnson May 11, 2014 at 7:18 PM You ever watch the Vicar of Dibley on pbs. It's a brit com of sorts. She had this kind of sensibility. Your limy's rock jack.

Andrea Dietrich May 11, 2014 at 6:54 PM aha, a GOOD one, Jack. Well done!

Jan Allison May 11, 2014 at 5:55 PM lol good luck n the contest. Hugs jan xxx