Short Leg Poems
Short Leg Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Leg by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Leg by length and keyword.
mabe a nice faces
in any race
i have taste
that don't go to waste
that task will last
about women still stand
AM A LEG MAN
Give thanks to the God of Abraham
With a juicy leg of lamb
He always keeps His word
With a bass voice have you heard?
I feel like a leg
used
mistreated
nothing but a leg
no one cares
i am stepped on
and walked on
and forgotten
love me
love me like a leg
A man in Austin did stand,
On his head in the Texan sand.
When asked why this feat,
He replied, oh so neat,
"Better leg than never," so grand!
A starlet stands in the Green Room
Creating an aura of doom
She will face her fate
As a vampire's date
But the star can't climb out his tomb . . . .
.
'til mine reach'iz
hern rest
* "iz", iz an "infix"; used to add rhythm or
emphasis to wordz by inserting
We have to be delicate grandma said
There is no time for that. Her leg is dead!
Thought it was her tummy
I was playing rummy
But I swear I thought it was also her head.
If I cut off a leg I weigh much less
That might look better on my doctor’s chart
Think it for seconds, but it’d be such a mess
Truthfully, I do not think I have the heart
I thought pee lines were for females
But when dogs stop wagging their tails
Guys seek the closest tree
Then raise a leg and pee
In a queue, their barks sound like wails
Is persecution a sign of weakness
prosecution a sign of strength
To the victors go the spoils
from might makes right
the world recoils
Leg weary and tired
Feeling nearly expired
I shuffle on and on
Just wanting the miles to be gone
Home in the distance now
The hurt will disappear no wondering how
© Paul Warren Poetry
I have to go pee you see and my bladder is oh so tiny
so won't you please hurry, no don't show your hiney
one leg up
on leg down
go ahead leak, then get out of my way, ... Oh Blimey!
You know when you're about to perform
and someone yells, “ go break a leg ?”
What happens if you do break a leg?
You send them your hospital bill.
Alexis Y.
07/30/2021
Before Duke shakes a leg, he sniffs around
Some doggies chase squirrels like Harry the hound
Sparky crying mutt
Says he’ll bust his gut
Begs for more pee-trees in the park playground
My pork chop ran off with a leg of lamb
Had a car accident and I mean - BAM!
The first one on the scene was my sweet old gram.
Luckily she had her video cam.
Filmed the lovers running on the lam.
We laugh at that tape whenever we can!
Point of View and Another Leg
To differ with many have been known to beg;
What we need to do is drink one more keg;
Point of view,
Do need a new;
Even if legally up on me are another leg.
A legal interpretation of this one
would be interesting.
Jim Horn
HAIKU MAXIMS FOR EVERYDAY OFFICE AND FIELD WORKS
Clerical errors
Must be on the part of clerk
Unless you’re the boss
Hastiness leads to
Unproductiveness of work
Thus, leads to disgrace
Never say “I can’t”
For doing it is your call
Thoughtless man says it
jokingly i told her
i'd start at her
toes no matter
which foot
as a matter
of fact her
left little toe
is a little
weird like mine
like most folks
but then these
aren't just
anyone's these
are her feet
narrowed down
to a foot
specifically her
left but i won't
leave until i've
satisfied her
soul
Form:
A bad sleep and I had to wake!
A long fight with as much long snake
From land progressing to a lake
I knew not what to of it make,
Save that Precious Life was at stake…
Inside the lake did I more ache,
For in it did more troubles take,
Not warned it was a water snake
And the swimming fighter ‘its cake’…
To plunge into water bakes cake.
structure seems to soften slightly
under your steps; systematic leaps
up, over & out into the depths. eyes
dilate & grow cold from so many deaths;
no longer wept; burn out. here,
listen, the shout of sense echoes at our
expense, shadows the oncoming threat.
no more resistance, let all awareness go-
as the curtain releases, shields the show.
The reindeer games included basket ball
Guess who bruised his brain from a freaky fall
And broke his leg all in vain, his red nose raw
Rudolph is his name but he can’t answer calls
For Santa’s hot line rings but broken leg
Is just as bad as Rudolph’s bruised head
But he has an idea maybe work from home
By delivery service of his silver drone.
I know I shaved the hair off this week
The razor was a solid brand
I felt my legs afterwards,
They were smooth as baby
Yet today I saw
My legs are dark
Curly hair
Grew all
Back
So maybe it was a week or two
Could possibly might have been
I shaved them hard on my knee
Hair floated down the drain
Grooming is no fun
The hair grows back
Hard and fast
Roudolph the red nosed reindeer
had a very broken leg
and if you ever saw it
you would say it made you beg
What would Santa do now?
with his lead reindeer in a full leg cast
would he be able to deliver
all the world gifts very fast?
Then the answer came to him,
as a way to carry on the glee
for all the reindeer to wear a headlamp
and they all went down in history
It was December twenty-fourth
when Rudolf went on a bender.
This red-nosed hero from the north,
a lousy driver, drink did render.
He went out on a tear
and rammed into Blitzen's fender.
Santa was in despair
Rudy broke his leg, needed a public defender.
Rudolf's gal said she'd guide the sleigh,
though she was another gender.
Now, Saint Nick was on his way,
when Rudolf, he did lend her.
I was walking down the street
I have blisters on my feet
Its so hot out here
I think my home is near
I heard a car coming
I heard someone singing
Then bang they ran me over
I think i need a four leaf clover
They ran over my leg
And i landed on a peg
It hurt really bad
My broken leg makes me sad
I need to call my dad
He didnt answer his phone
What am i going to do with this broken bone?