Short Lecturer Poems

There once was a chef named Lew

who swore Samuel's words were true

that Sacred cows make
 
a great tasting steak

and the best hamburgers too.


Sacred cows make the best hamburger. 
Quote by Samuel Clemens (A.K.A. Mark Twain) 
(1835-1910) U.S. humorist, writer, and lecturer. 
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He do come everyday in my dream,
Even while eating ice cream.
He always says about figures.
But I get triggerd !!
He has a angel's charm but causes a evil harm.
I see him everyday but is neither my crush or my lover.
He comes everytime during my class 
Or sometimes during my exam!

Guessing who it might be?
Oh
He is my maths lecturer!...

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Here I am at 9am
My laptop bloody dead
Can’t charge it cause of them
Feeling like a clunk head

Here I am on my chair
Face glued to the iphone
With nothing new to share
What I’ve learned from home

Here I am hearing words
Lacking meaning in my head
Gibber’s the merely verb
My lecturer has fed

Hope I don’t fall asleep
Counting the number of sheep...

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He is a man of many parts;
Not once not twice topping The Charts,
Even at throws of A Drunk’s Darts
And easy picking of noiseless farts …

In their party, a top notcher, 
On campus, discussed lecturer,
In some property, a poacher, 
In some clinic, Satan’s butcher,
Amidst women, Adventurer …

Indeed, A Man of many parts,
Who might soon dare horse-driven carts!...

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The lecturer behaves 
in such an intimate way
not taking the standard distance
that is derived from the 
model of aristocracy, 
innate superiority 
parenthood. 

The students believe 
cracks in the demeanor of the teacher 
mean that knowledge, 
power, 
the power of knowledge 
is going to leak 
like warm gas 
and that the teacher will deflate 
hissing onto the classroom floor....

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He is distinguished they said
And they were not wrong
But what is he doing up in the day?
Aren’t owls nocturnal?
Mr. O is not your ordinary fowl
We attended his lecture
He taught us about owls
Barn owls, gray owls,
He gave us a few hoots
It was the best university seminar ever
I never expected him to wear a tie!
I never expected him to wear a suit coat!
I never expected him to speak English....

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A man of high quality
A man of the people
A pioneer of borrowed language
A man of bombastic projectiles
One with pride
And boastful charisma

Run-on-lines never cease
To exist in his speeches
Off-points are his best friends
Over-speeding is his motto
I don't care attitude is his logo
An idiot of no imagination
A half-baked speedy typewriter in human form
A pimple-faced nymph 
Manufacturer of words
A man of brilliance
And excellence
He was my lecturer....

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