Short Laddies Poems
Short Laddies Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Laddies by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Laddies by length and keyword.
Their Lower Regions
There once lived a lady named Grace
She sure had a gorgeous young face
The laddies would swoon
And howl at the moon
She would set their lower regions ablaze...
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Categories:
laddies, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Their Lower Regions
There once lived a lady named Grace
She sure had a gorgeous young face
The laddies would swoon
And howl at the moon
She would set their lower regions ablaze
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
laddies, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Boobies
I have a weird sense of humor but just appear luny
In reality, I have a degree in everything including bobbies
Their primary function
To feed their young'uns
And to stop the young laddies from touchy feelies...
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Categories:
laddies, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Three Sheets To Tha Wind
No, I did nay walk the cold harbour docks
Felt too tipsy and fell in the drink
Drank too much as the ticker in me tocks
Dead men tell no tales in the blink
Eyes patched over me hardy, yar, flows
The wine inta piss, my heart inta bliss
Rows the dead man telling no tales
Rows the dead man drinkin those ales
Three to tha wind laddies, heave ho
I'm nay walkin home, I can't go....
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Categories:
laddies, death, drink,
Form:
Rhyme
Uvalde's Children
Where have all the children gone
Innocent laddies and lasses so,
I wonder why they had no future
Just how they were chosen to go?
Don’t tell me God needed angels
Or they were in the wrong place,
There are no comforting words
Only solace a warming embrace.
My heart still aches deep inside
For Uvalde’s children, I have cried,
No, you cannot know how I feel
I am sure that only time can heal.
Written May 31, 2022...
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Categories:
laddies, children, death, feelings, grief, sorrow,
Form:
Rhyme