Short Kick In Poems

Short Kick In Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Kick In by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Kick In by length and keyword.


Premium Member Quick Before It Kicks In

Took a diet pill
Then ate a lemon pie
No, not a piece.
The whole thing,
and I ate it .....

Fast
Before the diet pill
Could kick in.


The Bore

There was a loud knock at the door
Turns out to be a large bore
He plowed his way in
Then was kick in the chin
He was trying to settle a score
© Daisy Ward  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Bad Advice

The advice she gave me was bad
Gave me more trouble than I had
She came back to my door
Though I wanted to hear more
So, I gave her a kick in the crad
© Daisy Ward  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member COMPLETE AFIB HEART ATTACK AWAITS

BEING IN AFIB HEART BEATING OUT OF CONTROLL IN SPITE TERRORISTS THREATS I AM IN MY FAITH MY MEDICATION WILL KICK IN SOON THREATS YOU'RE DED WHAT A BLESSING FROM GOD
Form: Naat

Courage

It takes courage to
Overcome failure
Failure is like a
Kick in the gut
But you know that
If you don’t have
The courage to try again
You won’t ever win
In life
© Daisy Ward  Create an image from this poem.


Premium Member Our New Doggie

Our new doggie was abused for years By her previous owners disgusting to hear Should be arrested For this act detested Placed behind bars plus a kick in the rear
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Lost My Zip

In a down kinda mood the last few days Could be the weather could be my age Running out of gas Need a kick in the ass Life's lost it's zip entering the last stage
Form: Limerick

Premium Member A Practical Tip for Brain Health

         A mind craves stimulation
           especially as it ages

         Without a kick in the head
           (once in a while)
         The indoor plumbing may shut down

Premium Member Prevents Premature Death

Please help me, I'm floundering in the depths Can't keep my head above water, as deep as it gets A kick in the ass Would relieve my gas Prevent indigestion and premature death
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Hit Or Miss

Can we love someone without loving them Kinda difficult to explain, I'll try my best then You see it's like this It can be hit or miss I'll be fine when the pills kick in again
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Ro Manse Languages - Poriticary Incollect Rimelick

  Ro manse languages were once all the rage
  But Mandarin's now taken center stage ~
     Flankry, I can't stand it
     The Chinese are bandits ~
  It's rike leceiving kick in reft libcage
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Kaput

A tiny moment, so fleeting, so fast Here, then gone, not prone to last, A second in time, gone, lost, kaput The very thought, a kick in the gut.
Written May 31, 2022

Premium Member Breast Feeding

Lips feed in joy of her mum,
feet kick in glee to her hum,
My heart beat taps to her song,
Drop by drop rain on a drum!


3rd placement
Let Pens flow
Sponsor Jenish Somadas
Written 20/03/2020
Form: Jueju

Premium Member This Ancient Buccaneer

Hey all you people out there, be nice ya hear? Change yer ways or y'all get a kick in the rear Not bad up till now Must do better somehow Room for improvement, says this ancient buccaneer
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Uplifting

Writing this joyous uplifting limerick to myself Need a kick in the ass at times to be a jolly old elf Basically who I am My philosophy is I believe in me, alive and in really good health
Form: Limerick

Trump Has Been Here Again and More

Trump Has Been Here Again

Know that we know Trump has been here,
All of us history and tradition did disappear;
Things suspended;
Have been ended;
So what he needs is a good kick in the rear.

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Yummy Brekkie

An Egg McMuffin, hash browns and a coffee Without this yummy brekkie, my day starts off rocky Can't say I'm addicted But helps me get untwisted A day without brekkie is like a kick in the floppy
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Life's a Hoot

Life is a hoot, a rooty toot toot, a kick in the boot Nothing's greater, a happy creator in a polka dot suit So stand up and cheer Grin from ear to ear Giggles, guffaws and a big bunch of whoop whoops
Form: Limerick

Premium Member This Stunner

A variation on the original but still the same sweet guy Happy-go-lucky, delicious as banana cream pie Though there are times Need a kick in the behind No one's perfect, not even this stunner, can't lie
Form: Limerick

Halloween Haunt

If you go to a Halloween hoolie
Just remember they can get unruly
Rousing ghosts in the night
If one gives you a fright
Well then give him a kick in the ghouly

19 October 2019
Syllables: 10 10 6 6 10 by Syllable counter
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Light Death

Life is a dirty big hoot, it's a kick in the head Much superior to death, even light death it's said Though light death CAN be enjoyable You might become unemployable Tests have shown some actually enjoy being lightly dead
Form: Limerick

Memories Kick

memories hey, of a kick in the ass today, got my share in my upbringing, stockwhip lash , by dr crippin,, great write, well written, smack under the lug today... thoughts are staggering away, dropkicked rooster got hard bitten, but dog sidestepped away.... thanks Ruben O "didn't dont" Don
Form: Ballad

Blue Lights

Humming down this highway at 125
Blue Lights in the rear view
wishing he could drive

dump it into 5th, kick in turbo rpm's
rocket blast blows Blue Lights
in the ditch

rob thomas on the stereo
assures me ‘it’s all right’
just a minor glitch

little sunshine yellow Beetle,
on we hum without a hitch
Form: Rhyme

Lotus Flower

She was a street worker
Careless turning corners
Money was her idol
Heartless with the men
Material wealth she chased
Her wisdom bell kick in
She ran to the hills of the light
Ripping her soul from her chest
From shame flowing through her
She purge sun up sun down
She flourish into a golden lotus flower

Premium Member A Great Treat

To the charming stout blonde, said the man “Please know that I am your ardent fan” When he was about to kiss, Gave him a kick in the ass Not looking back, in great shame, he ran! November.3. 2022 A Funny Limerick- Make Me Laugh Sponsor- Tania Kitchin No.of syllables- 9,9,7,7,9
Form: Limerick

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