Short Kibbles Poems

In the future, dogs
will buy their own food using
Kibbles 'n Bit coins....

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Phat argyle cat so furry and fine
Your diamond plaids are right on time
In pink and gray, you may simply dine
On kibbles and bits, chased down with kittish wine....

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The magic word for today is “giggle'
Just think of all the cute little piggles
With curly tails
And painted nails
OOOEW! Better lay off the Kibbles...

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The magic word for today is “giggle'
Just think of all the cute little piggles
With curly tails
And painted nails
OOOEW! Better lay off the Kibbles...

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Imagine if dogs could converse
With humans like “Couldn't feel worse”
Need some Kibbles
To poop out some missles
Wish I had thumbs it's a life-long curse...

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Been assigned to make people giggle
How do I manage it, I eat doggy kibbles
Could that be it
I'll ask my therapist
Venture to say he'll ask if I launch brown missiles...

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Noticed recently I'm starting to dribble
Luscious babes, make me wanna nibble
Her knuckles of course
Ear lobes till I'm hoarse
Okay maybe I'll just suck on some kibbles...

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Noticed recently I'm starting to dribble
Luscious babes, make me wanna nibble
Her knuckles of course
Ear lobes till I'm hoarse
Okay maybe I'll just suck on some kibbles...

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Pets know the secret to a happy life
Don't even know the meaning of strife
As long as they're loved
And cherished above
Don't ask for more but some Kibbles would be nice...

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She was more 
Than just dessert

She was a full
Course meal

And I ate her
Inside but out

Side of my dream
I wiped my mouth

It seems I had 
Been nibbling

On my cat's 
Can of kibbles...

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There are certain foods that make one salivate and dribble
Like all-dressed omelets, pizzas, pastas and kibbles
Though kibbles is a dog food
Try it, it helps you go poop
You are even able to launch deadly nuclear missiles...

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tiger cat was scary the first little bit
stopped Marta in her tracks as she saw fit
Come closer dearie, said the large tiger cat
Let me down some light kibbles as we have a chat
When she saw his humor and story-telling skills
she got over her fear of possibly becoming one of his kills...

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“Go get it boy!”
That’s all that it takes,
And off at a gallop I go.
I bring back the sticks,
The balls and the toys;
Whatever the boss wants to throw.

What makes me obey,
So eager to go,
So needy to be his friend?
When all that I get
Is just kibbles and bits,
And a well-aimed  boot 
In the end!...

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grandma’s kitten was outrageously large
The guy at the pet store had said “no charge”
They had to get rid of it by end of day
Grandma loved that she did not have to pay

The kitten ate bags of kibbles by the dozen
And chewed off the leg of a slow-moving cousin.
He’s teething grandma rapidly explained to us.
We could hardly stand this little cuss!...

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Sixty-seven cats marched on Central Avenue Today
In the rain, for it is April, so hey, hey, hey
They had a mission, wanting kibbles and bits.
Some of them were demanding in spurts and spits.

There was hissing and stomping in yellow boots.
These cats were an army, in strong cahoots.
We New Yorkers were intimidated wildly today.
Cats of Central Avenue are serious and here to stay....

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Lonely cat;
sit and pick through kibbles and bits.
He's way out there, 
but he don't care,
cuz' this is what he knows
and this is how he grows.
He's up to his arse in kitty haters,
but still gets it on with the other rodent haters.
When night time comes they all get full,
cuz' they run this town;
they're so cool.
Who needs mp3's in a city
with cheap shows and free E.P.'s?
Ride on,
lonely cat....

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Been pacing the yard all day
hungry as a bear
Nobody put out my mainstay
my Kibbles and Bits

Barking loud at the backdoor
I say a prayer -
Lord, somebody, please can you pour
some Kibbles and Bits?

At last, the door breaks open
Anybody care?
Maybe they'll notice, I'm hopin'
for Kibbles and Bits.

Here it comes, and with a leap
I tackle my fare.
Such a relief, I fall asleep
on Kibbles and Bits.

January 12, 2023

EKPHRASIS
google dog memes, Bed and Breakfast...

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Listen up and be aware
when you have yourself a dog
A pooch don't care if you dare
to just sit there like a log

When you two go out you'll see
There's no dinner or dancing
They just want to take a pee
Not some high priced romancing

A few kibbles here and there
They'll be your friend for life
If you're broke they don't care
They don't want to be a wife

They don't care about clothes
When to them you are so kind
But as far as romance goes......
Oh, okay, well never mind...

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