Short Innuendo Poems

GO IN g STAG
sex YOU all yEE
in you when doe...

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the smile:
masking words of anger
from a friend...

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beyond understanding-
mystery &innuendo
daily revelation...

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She flew, unattended, innuendo, left through an unopened door....

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wide as careless words
and deep as innuendo~
  this line in our sand

    **24 Nov 2016**...

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I stroked his little ego 'til his head literally exploded.

Inspired by the Seeker's Little Blue Pill

for Silent's funny one liner contest 
10/9/16...

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1st base is kissing, non stop.
2nd base, is getting felt up. 
3rd base refers to activity in the lower region,
and of course, Home Run equals penetration....

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where do lovers go
             undulating to and fro 
              reaching crescendo 
             whispering innuendo 
             in heavenly imbroglio...

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opened his wallet
eskimo call girl chuckled ~
lacked innuendo



for the Simply Senryu Poetry Contest
sponsored by John Lawless
Written 10/8/22...

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   Honesty is… ripping out the tongue of a liar
      Truth…  setting an arsonist on fire

   Kindness… executing a serial killer
      Innuendo… Michael Jackson's ‘Thriller’
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Emotional Innuendo 
Forgiveness Insinuation 
Moving forwards Allusion 
Reconciliation Tease 
Indian giver of hope 
Given than taken away
To good to be true 
Should have know it was a lie...

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SWEARING
~~~~~~~~~

swearing in poetry literally lewd
seven years of army life, no prude
but even way back then
swearing was locked in my pen.
innuendo if meant, it too is crude...

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Still Saw God's Great Rainbow

When we will look out God's each window,
Colors flow and grow no longer innuendo;
Could almost touch,
And loved so much;
Yet again tomorrow appeared His rainbow.

Jim Horn...

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His Pick Me Up 

He sighed her curled lips and innuendo
Her short skirt and flirting eyes his lingo
Pink flamingo rises
Passion inside skies
He hurried, his long necks are in limbo

connie pachecho

7/21/17...

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A true Poet cannot
Hide what he feels'
In side,
He severs' his anger
And
Tempest his pride
And
With a Masquerade
Of assure Nance
With an innuendo
Or two
He is bound to strike
Something Posey
In you,
Something significant
Always' something new

GF...

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The limerick enjoys longevity
Through wit, innuendo and brevity.
An Irish tradition,
A bawdy rendition,
Its length and girth engorged with levity.

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for the Funny Limerick - Any Theme Poetry Contest
sponsored by Tania Kitchin
written on 06/01/2022
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Reverend, given the moral climate
of the House and of the Senate,
would you kindly keep your invocation
free of innuendo and provocation,
and, please, insinuate nothing that might
cast others in a less than righteous light.
No politician wants to lose his job,
a fate worse than the wrath of God.

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She’s fast, faster than you can handle,
sculpted curves, flawless skin,
deceptive power beneath,
and that look…sexy, predatory,
frightening, but I still want it.
I want to be inside her,
feel her wrapped around me, unleashed,
she’s fast,
and I know it’ll cost me in the end…
But I’ve never seen a cooler car....

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the
jury
returned a
guilty verdict

missing the mark wide
a ripple of excitement
a murderous indictment
lady justice died

innuendo
without a
shred of
proof


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An Arkquain, 1/2/3/4 5/7/7/5 4/3/2/1, with the only other requirement being end rhymes on the 7-syllable lines...

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There once was a man from Tenerife,
    Whose sunbathing was all rather brief.
    But when he started to cough,
    His flimsy fig leaf blew off.
    While the ladies confirmed their belief.

    2 / 17 / 2022.
    Sponsor. Tania Kitchin.
    For the contest. A Bawdy or Humorous Limerick.
    Syllable counts. PS....

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The knowers are the star gazers
Who sit on the corner of the crescent moon
Wildly, wildly
With sparkling eyes

My notions are lacking substance
Lacking grace
Lacking innuendo
Separately I traverse
The same familiar paths
Day by day
Until the paper plates are all used up
And I sink deeply
Into a cushion sleeping...

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Innuendo About Ghetto

Florida looks pretty with many palmetto
And why in central city is there a ghetto
After feeling sorry white people with pity
Moved to suburbs outside of the city
About ghetto life they made an innuendo.

Jim Horn

What a sad state of affairs.

https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/31689/innuendo...

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The farmer’s cock rises each morning
It signals a new day is dawning
His wife ignores him in bed
Says she’s got a bad head
Perhaps she requires pre-warning

NB I BREAK NO RULES POSTING BAWDY LIMERICKS  - THE FORM IS BY NATURE ALLOWED TO BE  RIBALD AND I GIVE WARNING THE POEM MAY CONTAIN INNUENDO

07/08/21...

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Out shopping, I meet Uncle Billy
I exclaim can I stroke your willy
Feel free to pet him
He says with a grin
My willy’s quite cold brr its chilly


I kneel down and give Willy a stroke
And juggle his brown balls for a joke
Willy’s a rescue pet
Billy got from the vet
My uncle’s  a dachshund loving bloke!

10/19/20...

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I heard of a fella named Roger
Who had the most ginormous todger
Guys envied his dong
(Twas twelve inches long)
Six widows now share Rodger lodger!

These widows don’t charge Roger rent
But night after night Roger’s spent -
This randy young chappy
Sure makes these gals happy
I’m surprised his todger’s not bent

05/17/21...

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