Short Innuendo Poems
Short Innuendo Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Innuendo by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Innuendo by length and keyword.
I stroked his little ego 'til his head literally exploded.
Inspired by the Seeker's Little Blue Pill
for Silent's funny one liner contest
10/9/16
1st base is kissing, non stop.
2nd base, is getting felt up.
3rd base refers to activity in the lower region,
and of course, Home Run equals penetration.
where do lovers go
undulating to and fro
reaching crescendo
whispering innuendo
in heavenly imbroglio
opened his wallet
eskimo call girl chuckled ~
lacked innuendo
for the Simply Senryu Poetry Contest
sponsored by John Lawless
Written 10/8/22
Honesty is… ripping out the tongue of a liar
Truth… setting an arsonist on fire
Kindness… executing a serial killer
Innuendo… Michael Jackson's ‘Thriller’
Emotional Innuendo
Forgiveness Insinuation
Moving forwards Allusion
Reconciliation Tease
Indian giver of hope
Given than taken away
To good to be true
Should have know it was a lie
SWEARING
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swearing in poetry literally lewd
seven years of army life, no prude
but even way back then
swearing was locked in my pen.
innuendo if meant, it too is crude
Still Saw God's Great Rainbow
When we will look out God's each window,
Colors flow and grow no longer innuendo;
Could almost touch,
And loved so much;
Yet again tomorrow appeared His rainbow.
Jim Horn
His Pick Me Up
He sighed her curled lips and innuendo
Her short skirt and flirting eyes his lingo
Pink flamingo rises
Passion inside skies
He hurried, his long necks are in limbo
connie pachecho
7/21/17
resplendent
astonishing
brooding
postures
in
replicas
visions
exceedingy
sweet
of
desire
in
provocative
innuendo
of
implicit
ecstasy
a contraversial
temerity
of
sensibiities
laid
bare
A true Poet cannot
Hide what he feels'
In side,
He severs' his anger
And
Tempest his pride
And
With a Masquerade
Of assure Nance
With an innuendo
Or two
He is bound to strike
Something Posey
In you,
Something significant
Always' something new
GF
The limerick enjoys longevity
Through wit, innuendo and brevity.
An Irish tradition,
A bawdy rendition,
Its length and girth engorged with levity.
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for the Funny Limerick - Any Theme Poetry Contest
sponsored by Tania Kitchin
written on 06/01/2022
She’s fast, faster than you can handle,
sculpted curves, flawless skin,
deceptive power beneath,
and that look…sexy, predatory,
frightening, but I still want it.
I want to be inside her,
feel her wrapped around me, unleashed,
she’s fast,
and I know it’ll cost me in the end…
But I’ve never seen a cooler car.
the
jury
returned a
guilty verdict
missing the mark wide
a ripple of excitement
a murderous indictment
lady justice died
innuendo
without a
shred of
proof
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An Arkquain, 1/2/3/4 5/7/7/5 4/3/2/1, with the only other requirement being end rhymes on the 7-syllable lines
There once was a man from Tenerife,
Whose sunbathing was all rather brief.
But when he started to cough,
His flimsy fig leaf blew off.
While the ladies confirmed their belief.
2 / 17 / 2022.
Sponsor. Tania Kitchin.
For the contest. A Bawdy or Humorous Limerick.
Syllable counts. PS.
The knowers are the star gazers
Who sit on the corner of the crescent moon
Wildly, wildly
With sparkling eyes
My notions are lacking substance
Lacking grace
Lacking innuendo
Separately I traverse
The same familiar paths
Day by day
Until the paper plates are all used up
And I sink deeply
Into a cushion sleeping
Innuendo About Ghetto
Florida looks pretty with many palmetto
And why in central city is there a ghetto
After feeling sorry white people with pity
Moved to suburbs outside of the city
About ghetto life they made an innuendo.
Jim Horn
What a sad state of affairs.
https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/31689/innuendo
The farmer’s cock rises each morning
It signals a new day is dawning
His wife ignores him in bed
Says she’s got a bad head
Perhaps she requires pre-warning
NB I BREAK NO RULES POSTING BAWDY LIMERICKS - THE FORM IS BY NATURE ALLOWED TO BE RIBALD AND I GIVE WARNING THE POEM MAY CONTAIN INNUENDO
07/08/21
Out shopping, I meet Uncle Billy
I exclaim can I stroke your willy
Feel free to pet him
He says with a grin
My willy’s quite cold brr its chilly
I kneel down and give Willy a stroke
And juggle his brown balls for a joke
Willy’s a rescue pet
Billy got from the vet
My uncle’s a dachshund loving bloke!
10/19/20
I heard of a fella named Roger
Who had the most ginormous todger
Guys envied his dong
(Twas twelve inches long)
Six widows now share Rodger lodger!
These widows don’t charge Roger rent
But night after night Roger’s spent -
This randy young chappy
Sure makes these gals happy
I’m surprised his todger’s not bent
05/17/21
Our conversations;
I sit consumed by your fire,
words frozen in ice;
Waiting just to slip
as cracks destroy solid ground;
Fall, but you still breathe;
Chilled lake in motion
a circle that does not stop;
Resistance draining;
Cold, hypothermic;
Reality is thawing,
innuendo drips;
Lingering soulful kisses
dance all over goose fleshed skin.
Here lie the Limericks of John Doe, duly interred
For the poet wrote "The dysfunctional $@& life.." and erred
Using innuendo
Totally intendo
Behold! Promptly the Admin's righteous wrath was incurred!
The Limericks I agree were crude
Not at all meant for the prude
The title had this warning
But by the very next morning
The Admin had them promptly removed!
A whisper here, a snicker there
What harm could it do?
It's all good fun, there is no doubt
Except when it's about you
Be it skittering innuendo,
Practiced subtle disguise
No amount of goodness or truth
Can outrun bald faced lies
To guard one's tongue is quite a feat
If you are often the kind
To join in a cabal of callous deceit
And possess a poisonous mind
I love to see your big, brown eyes,
Glinting in the night;
I love to see your lips quake,
As we dance with satellites.
I love the passionate innuendo
Descending into my ears;
In all hours of the morning young,
The sound of your breath I hear.
I love the landscape of the nude
Between these sheets of ceaseless passion
But better than all these things, I guess
I love my lady love
the way of love
oft called a game… can be
if its true love… play
~~~
play… performing
actors on a stage acting
getting ready
~~~
make a play
a hint that you are ready
begging for action
~~~~
a simple question
are you up for some fun
let's play… no rules
~~~
show me yours
you have seen mine before
play your card