Jan Allison Poet Limerick

Little Willy - Warning Contains Innuendo

Out shopping, I meet Uncle Billy
I exclaim can I stroke your willy
Feel free to pet him
He says with a grin
My willy’s quite cold brr its chilly


I kneel down and give Willy a stroke
And juggle his brown balls for a joke
Willy’s a rescue pet
Billy got from the vet
My uncle’s  a dachshund loving bloke!

10/19/20

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Sean Kelly November 1, 2020 at 4:31 AM Oh Jan , You are the witty Queen of Limericks ! AND I actually do remember that Hit by "Sweet" , and had such a haircut as such to prove it! Write onnnn ..

M. L. Kiser October 24, 2020 at 9:21 PM A very nicely and tastefully crafted piece. Cracked me up.

Caren Krutsinger October 23, 2020 at 4:20 PM HILARIOUS! Jan Allison October 23, 2020 at 4:30 PM :-) thanks!!:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie October 22, 2020 at 4:24 PM Hello Jan … Great set of limericks to test minds out. What was Uncle Billy thinking when he named Willy - thanks for the giggle Jan - Lindsay Jan Allison October 22, 2020 at 4:35 PM lol Thanks Lindsay:-) I much prefer writing humour:-) hugs janxx

Jack Horne October 22, 2020 at 11:54 AM LOL, had a good laugh at this. I hope all is good there, my friend x Jan Allison October 22, 2020 at 12:37 PM Yeah all good apart from another moron who went to mcdonalds 2 days after arriving back on the island claiming he thought the rules here were the same as the uk... now in Jurby prison for 6 weeks, Perhaps he forgot the filled in a form saying her would self isolate for 14 days and not go and meet his mates!:-( hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf October 21, 2020 at 5:59 PM Surprising that Willy didn't have a stroke! ~ Frank Furter Jan Allison October 21, 2020 at 11:57 PM ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta October 20, 2020 at 1:11 PM Dachshund? How low can you go? Aloha! Rico Jan Allison October 20, 2020 at 1:30 PM not much lower i am sure lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Sara Kendrick October 20, 2020 at 6:02 AM Cute one but I thought from the start that he must be a dog. Enjoyed reading. Thanks for the visit to my page. Sara Jan Allison October 20, 2020 at 1:30 PM thanks Sara:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen October 20, 2020 at 2:37 AM - Sorry ... :))) - "juggle his brown balls" ... English is not my mother tongue ... easy to misunderstand :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison October 20, 2020 at 1:28 PM yes he has 2 balls which his owner throws for him lol:-) double entendres I just LOVE them lol:-) hugs jan xx

John Watt October 19, 2020 at 10:45 PM Lol, Jan! Your double entendre is on fire. I remember that song, too! Loads of fun, friend. Hugs ~ John Jan Allison October 20, 2020 at 1:27 PM I was inspired by the song, heard it on the radio at the weekend lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues October 19, 2020 at 7:07 PM A silly willy limerick! LOL Jan Allison October 20, 2020 at 1:26 PM thanks Kim:-) hugs jan xx

Linda Alice Fowler October 19, 2020 at 5:02 PM Aw Jan Just too cute and after all, isn't risqué in the definition of a limerick? ;) Very cute indeed! Linda Jan Allison October 20, 2020 at 1:26 PM yes bawdy and risque are permitted with the form - i just adore writing silly poems:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y. October 19, 2020 at 2:40 PM Lol!Jan, This contained innuendo for sure! As always good limerick. Enjoy the rest of your day:-) Alexis Jan Allison October 19, 2020 at 2:44 PM Thanks Alexis, I am so glad to get comments on this cheeky little number:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May October 19, 2020 at 2:38 PM Haha, I didn't know you could juggle Jan.. Nicely done..hugs Jan Allison October 19, 2020 at 2:43 PM ha ha ha:-) i don't have an uncle Billy either lol. after my dark poem yesterday 2 comments said they wanted humour so I thought i better do a silly poem:-) hugs Jan xx