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Short If The Price Is Right Poems

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Get Your Fat Ass Off the Price Is Right
get off my tv
you big fat waste of space man
you darling empty...

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Categories: if the price is right, art,
Form: Haiku



I'Ll Vh1{we Are the 80's}
price is right loser
drew carry and his fat ass
wont watch anymore...

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Categories: if the price is right, art,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member The Price Is Right
With every compliment you pay
                           ~ you purchase a wonderful day...

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Categories: if the price is right, day, spoken word, uplifting,
Form: Monoku
Car Sale
its clean
its a dream
has inside lights
the price is right
its flow like a wale
its a
OUR SALE...

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Categories: if the price is right, adventure, thank you,
Form: Light Verse
Sucess and Hard Work
the two go together
in any weather
don't be a jerk
stay alert
to gain its pain
there be nogret after the test
its the price thats right
day and night tho it may hurt
SUCESS AND HARD WORK...

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Categories: if the price is right, adventure, courage,
Form: Light Verse



Premium Member The Price Ain'T Right
Out the door
And into the car,
Headed for
  The nearest bar.

Took a drink,
Tried to think;
Girl in pink
  Gave me a wink.  

She wants to marry?
Of marriage I'm wary:
Across the threshold to carry?
  --My freedom to bury?...

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Categories: if the price is right, freedom, marriage,
Form: Rhyme
Fun With Games
Let's play a game 
It's called Jeopardy
You Press Your Luck if 
The Price Is Right
So let the Fanily Feud
Spin the Wheel Of Fortune
To Catch 21 on the 
Blackjack table
Poker players Let's Make A 
Deal Or No Deal
Feeling the Love Connection 
On the Newlywed game...

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Categories: if the price is right, funny
Form: Free verse
Sexual Games
You call me baby
tell me
would you care
to spin my Wheel of Fortune?

If the Price is Right
would you come on down?

Maybe if you are lucky
you will be the girl
to holler bingo
when I find your sweet spot...

To you it's all a game
you come and then say good by
seeing me as the Weakest Link
you think you are the hottest?

Hey baby,
tell me what's behind door number three?
~ ~...

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Categories: if the price is right, betrayal, desire, sexy,
Form: Free verse
A Trump and Price Quote
A Trump and Price Quote

What Trump had exposed
Erupted into eloquent
Such stupidity.

I will not deny
That I never did say that
Again and again.

Something similar to a quote
made by Annapolis graduate
Price. He has started his own
version of the Price Is Right
Show which seems to show
quite frequently now a days.

If I remember
Correctly it seems to me
Two negatives make a positive.

Jim Horn...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: if the price is right, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
What a Gas!
prices goin' up,
prices goin' down;
quit playin' with our pockets,
we're wearin' a funky frown!

every time the prices drop,
our hopes are ridin' high;
just when we think the price is right,
you "sock" us in the eye!

you sit around in fancy suits,
rich as hell and greedy;
you suck us dry like a fat mosquito,
rippin' off the poor and needy!

let us gather our whippin' sticks,
without negotiation;
we'll beat 'em all in a public square,
for crimes against our nation!...

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Categories: if the price is right, political
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Already Established
Political figures have a way of looking at things
And changing to gray what is black and white
Projecting an image of integrity
Then selling their mothers because the price was right
They separate themselves from their people
Building an ivory tower
Their minds are corrupted 
By greed and by power
Would you sell your soul for a billion dollars?
They answer yes, We wouldn’t think twice
How about two dollars? What do you think we are? 
Already established, now let’s negotiate price....

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Categories: if the price is right, political
Form: Narrative

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