Short Humorless Poems

Short Humorless Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Humorless by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Humorless by length and keyword.


Sweltering Monetary Slump

Sweltering Monetary Slump

Torrid atmosphere
Spent as a humorless mock
Bare heat funds replete

																							Sunshine Williams
Categories: humorless, faith, future,
Form: Haiku


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Wake Up Happy

Most people in the morning are humorless They're not ready to tackle the day with exuberance I'm a different dude Wake in a happy mood Every single day wake up with a protuberance>center>
Categories: humorless, humorous,
Form: Limerick
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Summer Day, 1983

Grotesque tall neurons sprout into the sky screaming anarchic omniscience Green gold pulses in incandescent eruptions Hot humorless jagged rocks cut through omniscient anarchy
© NJ Tomcatx  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humorless, dark, nature, summer, surreal,
Form: Free verse

Flower of Fleeting Consequence

..through the dark crack 

of the old concrete pavement 

near  humorless steps

of a somber public

building..


..a delicate, playful flower blooms

in dazzlingly radiant abandon, 

gratefully, teasingly

saying "hello" 

to the sun !
Categories: humorless, happiness, hope, inspirational, life,
Form: Free verse

Down 1to the Sixth Power

DOWN 1to the sixth power
December 5, 2016
Rabid dog
Rancid clog
Drain dry masochism
Deaf, dumb and blind.
Amorphic inhuman
Gyrating jaws
Pulsate through a foaming drool
Hair, hate and breath
Teeth and tongue.

Spastic fits
Agitated clits
Humorless and crass
Hail our goddess: the demon spawn.
Surrender to the witch
Reprise from the fraud.
Coming and going,
What was once here, is now dead and gone.
Categories: humorless, bereavement, betrayal, feelings,
Form: Blank verse


From the Sciences I Pulled Out

From the science I finally pulled out,
After my homework unleashed a shout:
An All-Times The Strangest Graph; 
To our Physics Teacher, “Perfect Chaff…” 

And it made the poor gentleman weep;
Awkwardly try something like a laugh, 
His skin beginning to creep; 
Tried though he to make it cowhide tough… 

For a whole week, a graph was a secret 
But later alerted the A solemn Staff 
For being humorless evidence quite concrete 
I had a target mi, by greater half.
Categories: humorless, career, confidence, confusion, education,
Form: Rhyme

Urban Bloom

I paused awhile on the humorless steps 
     of a somber public building;
     looked down at something mischievous there 
     that playfully peeped through a dark crack
     on the old concrete pavement.


     There it is, a delicate, bright yellow flower
              swaying alone in the light urban breeze
              in dazzlingly radiant abandon, gratefully, 
              teasingly saying, "Hello! Thank you!" to the sun
              that, by skyscrapers, was partly hidden.
Categories: humorless, urban
Form: Free verse
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