Short Humorless Poems

Sweltering Monetary Slump

Torrid atmosphere
Spent as a humorless mock
Bare heat funds replete

																							Sunshine Williams...

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Most people in the morning are humorless
They're not ready to tackle the day with exuberance
I'm a different dude
Wake in a happy mood
Every single day wake up with a protuberance>center>...

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Grotesque
tall
neurons
sprout into the sky
screaming anarchic omniscience

Green
gold
pulses
in
incandescent eruptions

Hot
humorless
jagged
rocks cut through
omniscient anarchy
...

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..through the dark crack 

of the old concrete pavement 

near  humorless steps

of a somber public

building..


..a delicate, playful flower blooms

in dazzlingly radiant abandon, 

gratefully, teasingly

saying "hello" 

to the sun !...

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DOWN 1to the sixth power
December 5, 2016
Rabid dog
Rancid clog
Drain dry masochism
Deaf, dumb and blind.
Amorphic inhuman
Gyrating jaws
Pulsate through a foaming drool
Hair, hate and breath
Teeth and tongue.

Spastic fits
Agitated clits
Humorless and crass
Hail our goddess: the demon spawn.
Surrender to the witch
Reprise from the fraud.
Coming and going,
What was once here, is now dead and gone....

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From the science I finally pulled out,
After my homework unleashed a shout:
An All-Times The Strangest Graph; 
To our Physics Teacher, “Perfect Chaff…” 

And it made the poor gentleman weep;
Awkwardly try something like a laugh, 
His skin beginning to creep; 
Tried though he to make it cowhide tough… 

For a whole week, a graph was a secret 
But later alerted the A solemn Staff 
For being humorless evidence quite concrete 
I had a target mi, by greater half....

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I paused awhile on the humorless steps 
     of a somber public building;
     looked down at something mischievous there 
     that playfully peeped through a dark crack
     on the old concrete pavement.


     There it is, a delicate, bright yellow flower
              swaying alone in the light urban breeze
              in dazzlingly radiant abandon, gratefully, 
              teasingly saying, "Hello! Thank you!" to the sun
              that, by skyscrapers, was partly hidden....

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