Short Horseradish Poems

horseradish habanero
a chilli salsa
choriqueso chorizo
chicken monterey
some tequila or
horchata
Si !...

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Bless me horseradish
                                     Make me gassy and pungent
                                          I hate shrewd people...

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There once was a chef very snobby 
Who made sushi at home as a hobby
Horseradish was great
But did not please his date 
So with sharkskin he grated wasabi 
...

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Roast beef sliced thin on a bun
Smeared with cheddar cheese.
In small, medium or large!
Tangy horseradish.
Special sauce for extra zeal!
Perfection.
SNACK!

(for Fast Food Epulaeryu, 5-4-11)...

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Tender sliced beef sauteed lightly
Wrapped in Gyro Bread
Arugula bitter bite
Horseradish sauce covered
Sauteed onions dressed
Treat!

My inspiration:"Taste Of Summer" By Brian Strand...

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With long hair wrapped up, rugged nails dirt dipped,
denim overalls and barnyard boots,
I set forth to get them gnarly raspberry stalks clipped,
and return with harvested horseradish roots
and frost freshened persimmon fruits.

12-30-19...

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~Brown Rice cooked with kidney beans
   Southern home flavor
   Curried chicken and ginger
   With  pear preserve sauce
   Horseradish blended
   Tossed salad 
   Yum!   

   For and in Honor of Sara Kendrick
   And Contest: Low Country Boil...

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I could never write a poem about 
Horseradish
Dust bunnies
Nose hairs
Rat droppings
A dead roach
Cow pies
Mastication
Silverfish
Ketchup
A dirty diaper
A car engine
Naval fuzz
Cobwebs
Vampires
Microphones
Skateboards
Nail clippings
Torn limbs
I say and then I do....

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Sure.
Ketchup.
Pickle
Horseradish too.

Mayo 
Lettuce?
That’s up to you.

Are your patties thin or thick?
Can I gobble one down right quick?

A touch of butter
A slab of bacon.

Please put them on 
If mine you’re making.

Are your patties thin or thick?
Can I gobble one down right quick?...

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I used to eat jalapeno peppers,
 banana peppers, and 
tomatoes galore.


Hot spicy and
 “oh my gosh” foods
 is what I simply and
 absolutely adore.


Prime rib? Okay 
but beef cake it in
 horseradish, and I mean
 straight, not in a
 dumbed down sauce.

My ulcerated esophagus
 and spastic colon 
are now apparently
 my boss....

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I used to eat jalapeno peppers,
 banana peppers, and 
tomatoes galore.


Hot spicy and
 “oh my gosh” foods
 is what I simply and
 absolutely adore.


Prime rib? Okay 
but beef cake it in
 horseradish, and I mean
 straight, not in a
 dumbed down sauce.

My ulcerated esophagus
 and spastic colon 
are now apparently
 my boss....

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My dog took a hambone and made some stew.
With peppers, onions, cauliflower too.
We gave it a test
It was simply the best
And it made us laugh, and it made us pooh.

Sophie, what is in this fabulous stew?
Horseradish, onions, and salt that goes boo.
She would not tell us.
That little closed-mouth cuss.
It still made us laugh, and it made us go pooh....

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My favorite soup is my own invention
It has no name, but it is a combination
Navy beans and ham, sliced potatoes,
Onions with lots of salt and pepper.
Cornbread is a necessiity, to go under it.
If you have honey and horseradish, add it.
To the soup or the cornbread?
I do not care, both. Corn must be added too.
I almost forgot that part. It is my favorite soup, but it has no name....

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I wish I had a Bloody Mary
     To come to my rescue
And quell the aches and pains caused by
     The drink I should eschew

Please make it extra spicy
     With the olives, now don’t skimp
Maybe even top it off
     With a tasty big fat shrimp

A bit of hot horseradish
     ‘Round the rim would be delightful
Then please tell why I drink 
     That would really be insightful...

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Hot peppers and spicy horseradish
   a gut-punch to the solar plexus
 Snake venom with moldy cheese
   not tonight, if you please...

 Tadpole skins and locust larvae
   strains my stomach of iron
 But a bloody Mary eggnog combo
   gags the esophagus of this Hawaiian

 Wonder how I developed my bizarre sense of taste?
   ~ A flush of the toilet for whoever said, 'Haste makes waste'...

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