Short Honker Poems
Short Honker Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Honker by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Honker by length and keyword.
Methane Gas
Methane is a gas and don't we know it
Quite difficult to be near it and go unnoticed
Phew hold your honker
Some are real shockers
They can clear the surrounding forests of foliage...
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Categories:
honker, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Nose Picking
Not nice to pick your nose in public, but why
Everyone has a honker, some wipe it on their thigh
That's disgusting to me
Wipe it where no one can see
Like on some ladies' evening dress standing nearby...
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Categories:
honker, angst,
Form:
Limerick
A Serious Dissertation On Nose Picking
Not nice to pick your nose in public, question is why
Everyone has a honker, some even wipe it on their thigh
That's disgusting to me
Wipe it where no one can see
Like on some ladies' evening dress standing nearby...
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Categories:
honker, humor,
Form:
Limerick
A Dissertation On Nose Picking
Not nice to pick your nose in public, my question is why
Everyone has a honker, some even wipe it on their thigh
That's disgusting to me
Wipe it where no one can see
Like on some other ladies' evening dress standing nearby...
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Categories:
honker, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
A Serious Dissertation On Nose Picking
Not nice to pick your nose in public, my question is why
Everyone has a honker, some even wipe it on their thigh
That's disgusting to me
Wipe it where no one can see
Like on some other ladies' evening dress standing nearby...
Read More
Categories:
honker, rude,
Form:
Limerick
Blabber Mouth
Sometimes my big blabber mouth gets me into hot water
Look at the ugly girl over there, looks a lot like your daughter
Oops! She has a nice smile
I'd recognize her from a mile
Well it's been nice knowing you, but get a look at that honker...
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Categories:
honker, discrimination,
Form:
Limerick
Blabbermouth
Sometimes my big blabber mouth gets me into hot water
Look at the ugly girl over there, looks a lot like your daughter
Oops! She has a nice smile
I'd recognize her from a mile
Well it's been nice knowing you, but get a look at that honker...
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Categories:
honker, missing you,
Form:
Limerick
Tatters
platypus features
greasepaint pallor weirdo clown
red nose big honker
outlandish shoes flail around
crazy hairdo balding crown
eyes evoke pathos
whitewashed face a haunting frown
empty seats again
last show in his frilly gown
tattered circus closing down
TATTERS Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Mystic Rose Rose
Howmanysyllables 5/7/5/7/7 x 2...
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Categories:
honker, allusion, meaningful, perspective,
Form:
Tanka