Short Honeymooners Poems
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She creeps up to him in the sand
He tries not to smile, hearing her sneak up
Loving her, adoring her, waiting in anticipation
She lands in his lap, honeymooners.
Niagara Falls releases thunderous roar
Delighted honeymooners spring to take the tour
A double rainbow rises overhead
Wordku: 5-7-5 words
AP: 3rd place 2025
Jackie Gleason, known as “the great one,”
When “The Honeymooners” brought lots of fun!
“One of these days...POW! Right in the kisser,”
To his wife, Alice, he'd scream to dismiss her!
randy, Rubenesque, robust, romantic
loving their Grecian vacation
honeymooners who know how to honeymoon
living in the moment
learning each other in the most delightful ways
heating up the Riviera
Piano tuners and honeymooners
skipping to the music of the offshore ballet
sea-side sunshine coordinates the rhythm and timing
waves in motion and gulls
wide-eyed and whispering
viscerally evocative
Mr. and Mrs. Bull were the first two in a life boat.
You are boat hogs! Yelled Neebrie, a grouchy nanny goat.
We are honeymooners, Mr. Bull yelled back in fun.
His wife was not as nice, she stuck out her ugly tongue.
Whenever I am asked why I am on the watch list of my government,
I always quote The Honeymooners Ralph Kramden,
I GOT A Bi i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i G MOUTH!!!
I tell everyone what government is truly about.
I am on the government watch list for only one reason.
To quote The Honeymooners Ralph Crampton,
portrayed by the legendary Jackie Gleason,
"I Got A BIIIG MOOOOUTH!"
I share with everyone what my government is truly about.
We've conquered the "Moon", says my source!
Young folks, will soon go there, in force!
What I'd like to know,
is when Honeymooners go,
will they call "what they do", Outercourse?
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The Honeymooners
Burns & Allen
Mister Ed, Mork & Mindy
My Favorite Martian, My Three Sons
Sergeant Bilko, Dobie Gillis
O, for the shows that used to thrill us
You Bet Your Life, the Jack Benny Show
I can't list more ~ they're all I know
Nida and Nazim, the newlyweds noticed the newmoon.
A big brown bat banished them from boon.
The hubby and wife headed back inside for their honeymoon.
The mystery of night brought them out again
Together in love nothing could scare them for long
Nocturnal sounds added to their curiosity
As they explored each other in passion's song
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Black and white television set
First one in the neighborhood
Rabbit ears adjusting the reception
Rotating dial to change channels
Kiddie cartoons and Roy Rogers
Weekly ritual of Saturday mornings
Much talked about Sunday nights
Ed Sullivan his prestigious guests
Staying up past our bedtime
Honeymooners and I Love Lucy
AP: 1st place 2022
Vendors ready,
About an hour til start,
Year plus of prep,
It's no walk in the park
Creative drive in full speed,
Every situation plants a seed,
Networking channel in high demand,
Without it small guys fall in quick sand
Alive with the childhood glow
Proud of their fleets, it's shows,
Displays plotted to attract consumers
One showcase highlights Honeymooners,
The goal is to break even,
No instructions, just play the game Steven..
Form:
(Dedicated to Jackie Gleason who died June 24, 1987.)
I liked watching you in Honeymooners reruns.
I also enjoyed watching you in Smoky and the bandit with your stupid son.
Millions of people loved to see you act.
You were one hell of a guy and that's a fact.
In 1987 people learned that you were dying and it made us sad.
When you died, it made us mad.
You succeeded at the things you endeavored.
Because of reruns, you'll be remembered forever.
Form:
There once was a mad cow named Luner
Who loved Santa’s reindeer named Donder
She bought herself antlers
And a star map of Cancer
Her lift off was quite a disaster!
She mooooooooed “I really do need gas.”
Donder winked at her as he passed.
Letting go of a load
With antlers on hold,
She rose off the ground at last.
Now, Ole Santa, he saw silly Luner
He Ho Ho’ed “What is next flying tuna???”
Donder “Your grounded!
Your lust is unfounded
Get a room you two honeymooners!”