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Why I'M On the Watch List

I am on the government watch list for only one reason. To quote The Honeymooners Ralph Crampton, portrayed by the legendary Jackie Gleason, "I Got A BIIIG MOOOOUTH!" I share with everyone what my government is truly about.

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Caren Krutsinger

Date: 10/4/2019 9:39:00 AM

I am thrilled that you know. I thought they were keeping that list secret. Either you are a spy, a hacker or they are not being careful to hide anything except tax returns.

Billy Thekidster
Date: 10/4/2019 10:26:00 AM

If one suspects that they may be on the government watch list, a way to find out is simply this, book yourself a flight and check your boarding pass, if it displays anywhere an SSSS, congratulations, you're on the government watch list.