Short Hijinks Poems
Short Hijinks Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Hijinks by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Hijinks by length and keyword.
When Skunks Get Drunk
When you're sober and everyone's drunk.
It's like babysitting for a bunch of skunks.
There's a lot of hijinks and farting.
By the end of the party everyone's bawling and blowing chunks....
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Categories:
hijinks, hilarious,
Form:
Limerick
Hen House Hijinks
Foxes ruffle feathers
Blame bunny for raid on hen house.
Bunny claims “Easter” privilege.
Rainbow coalition boycotts eggs.
Media scrambles to cover story.
Free range chickens running amok.
Roosters union demands investigation.
Search party to assemble at daybreak.
John G. Lawless
4/1/2021...
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Categories:
hijinks, easter, fun, humor,
Form:
Free verse
As the Misty Moon Rides High
The corn maze full in October,
“As the misty moon rides high.”
Nighttime makes occasion sober,
Still laughter lingers, is not shy.
Headless, the hopeful, scans the crowd.
The high and mighty on his list.
With black stallion, his shrieking loud.
Like judge’s gavel shakes his fist.
One by one the kids are captured.
A pronouncement made with thumb thrust.
They share the hijinks, enraptured.
Price worth ticket - fear was robust!
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Categories:
hijinks, october,
Form:
Rhyme