Short Haughty Poems

Haughty musician
at prize-giving function
blows his own trumpet...

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haughty heart hopping
here and there… posing,
 yet within it’s hoping...

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creepy spider web
as though haughty hunter's net ---
insects hysteric...

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magpie struts haughty
its demeanor black and white
flips betwixt between...

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Don’t be too proud
Don’t be too haughty
Don’t be too important
God is watching...

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Naughty
Bawdy
Gaudy
Haughty

Katya was a naughty, bawdy star
She seduced the gaudy, haughty czar...

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Your provocative manner
and haughty arrogance–	
You should wear a banner 
to proclaim your preeminence...

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A broken lover was asking for a haughty rose
Through the dark of a past
I too rejoice the treacherous effort....

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Turn the tables on those
  haughty bosses you wait on
    Turn on them aggressively
      ~ like a mastodon...

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Iguana wears a dragon’s coat
And haughty dragon stare.

If you should find him in your bath,
He’d give you quite a scare!...

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dog
friendly, playful
jumping, barking, rolling
bone, ball, wall, throne
primping, preening, grooming
majestic, haughty
cat...

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King
Haughty,royal
Ruling, gloating,dining
Gold,mansion,clay,straw
Sowing,hoeing,starving
Humble, ragged
Peasant


6-16-19...

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Temperamental
					
The haughty feline
Though you freely give her love
Flaunts it as her choice
		
©  Feb 20 2010      Charles Henderson...

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Dotty Bawdy-Body was haughty
Just like you, she had to go potty
Well, the Men's had no queue
So she went to their 'Loo
And became, "Naughty Dotty Hottie"...

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At 3

At 3 a 
haughty handful of 
mist helped continue to
grow in 
density the 
relationships among my 
neurons (my neurons are 
brownish-yellow).
...

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The time of the clock,
The ships are in the dock,
The whistle of the wind,
Through the haughty tamarind,
Now I can’t think ‘cause it’s summer, don’t mock.

06/09/2020...

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Construction worker Fred, never snotty
Boastful, self-righteous, or slightly haughty
   They laid him to rest
   Midst tribute the best
Gold-plated, silver-edged Porta-Potty...

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As a poet, I'm aware of rhyming words
Like many such as these, birds, herds, and curds
Not being snotty
Not too haughty 
But at times I find witty ones like turds...

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stand here
   and stead
with staff
   in hand
tawed 
   tined
     and staid
Hob –
   goblin
he, a
   tricky
ol’ fellow
   haughty
     ‘n hasty
       in greed



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Well limericks are supposed to be naughty
Though sometimes I try to be haughty
Must play by the rules
Maybe talk about tools
And surfaces that are holey and knotty...

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Haughty Tiger was blatantly vain
She presumed that poor Ass had no brain
Ass stayed cool when hunters came
And pretended to be lame
But Miss Knowall was bound to a chain.

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The Cat

the truth I do not stretch or shove
the haughty cat looks down from above.
she struts about with nose held high,
and glares at me with disdainful eye.
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Limericks Don’t Blush

A limerick is meant to be bawdy
not cater to those a bit haughty
ruffling feathers
exposing pleasures
cuz limericks are out and out naughty


John G. Lawless
©6/13/2017...

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Art deco dictates a strong womanly arrogance 
Her orange hair accented her headdress true
I saw her in a vision dream, of course only once
She parades herself in a painting, looking haughty and new....

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Lovely bird wears her lifesaver with a haughty air.
The rest of us act like it’s normal and we don’t care.
In truth, she is a snob, so we do not let her play.
So we are jealous bullies, in an unkind way....

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