Short Hard As A Rock Poems

I thought the man's hard as a rock
but when she dumped him at the dock,
the tough guy wept, oh what a shock!...

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There once was a college sports jock,
Whose exterior was as hard as a rock.
   But inside beat the heart
   Of a connoisseur of fine art,
Whose colors he wore like a peacock....

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(Event poem)

Fish a floating cocoanut from edge of Caribbean Sea
Hux the outermost part with machete
See its brown hairy shell hard as a rock
Pierce its eyes, which will rain healing water
Cut out the white meat for lunch or dessert
Create some ornament from its polished shell.

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Fish a floating coconut from edge of the Caribbean Sea
Hux the outermost part with a machete
See its brown hairy shell hard as a rock,
Pierce its eyes, which will rain healing waters.
Cut out the white meat for lunch or dessert!
Create some ornament from its polished shell.

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The Old Man’s Dock


The old man’s dock, on a cold Scottish loch,
when the cock crows, he stands in a warm frock,
Taking stock of life’s secrets to unlock.
He stands firm to mock, death’s calling tick tock.
Hard as a rock, he leans against the shock,
as waves of fear knock, upon his old crock....

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My cucumber needed hydrocarbon 
So, I thought to pee in my garden 
Thought my cucumber would grow 
But what did I know... 
My cucumber began to harden 

My tomatoes were as hard as a rock, true 
But I noticed they turned a dark blue 
When my pee hit their stems 
It ruined my gems 
Instead of peeing, I should have went poo- eww!...

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Release me
Give me that touch
The one I need so much

Apply a little pressure 
But not a lot 
And don’t stop

For I am tangled 
Strangled right up in a knot
Hard as a rock
Release me from this spiralling, spinning spatial awareness 
Of never ending twisted taught ness 
And tightness and
Terrible wrongness

Give me that touch
Don't make it too light
alright...

Pskips...

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My topic is hope,
	It’s of everyone for a robe,
I surveyed round the globe,
                      By results I was shocked,
Some had hope of earning,
                     While others had of winning,
Some were negative,
                     While others were willing,          
You should be hard as a rock,
                    To bear every shock,
Being positive do your job,
	& shine within the mob!!!!!!...

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I purged my heart, and there's nothing left
 but sin it beats no more it's hard as a rock 
Help me from within please, God 
Come embrace me touch my pound of flesh 
Reshape me and remove the calluses 
Take me out of this paralysis 
Engulf me with your spirit 
Change me back make me a new being 
Taking my sins away Father God 
I need to be remade

3/15/22
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2022...

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People desperate to have huge butts,
see an amateur doctor in her hut,
used concrete mix,
and fix a flat fix,
the docs a quack and customers nuts!

Please be careful next time,
since your huge butt is now a sign,
you must be in shock,
its hard as a rock,
I hope the quack realizes the crime!

If I happen to see you on a plane,
please do not complain,
paying for two seats,
one for each cheek,
your huge butt slowly driving you insane!




4-6-17...

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as I lay with my body on top of yours
yerning for you to start to explore
your hard as a rock and i cant wait for more
3 rounds already down sheets and blankets on the floor
just dripping breathing heavy and begging for more
pleading you to stop yet begging for more
you enter inside as im ready to run but to my surpise im ready to cum
i moan awww papi u no im there
u beat ma back up with my ass in the air
i say are you done you say im just beginning
damn daddy i hope theres no ending...

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