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Fertilizing My Garden

My cucumber needed hydrocarbon So, I thought to pee in my garden Thought my cucumber would grow But what did I know... My cucumber began to harden My tomatoes were as hard as a rock, true But I noticed they turned a dark blue When my pee hit their stems It ruined my gems Instead of peeing, I should have went poo- eww!

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David Fisher

Date: 7/12/2023 4:58:00 PM

This is a great limerick, so much going on in each line. The ending was a twister!

Charles Messina
Date: 7/13/2023 2:22:00 AM

Thanks for stopping by and for your comment, David.

Susan Lawrence

Date: 7/12/2023 10:14:00 AM

Charles, Hysterical !! Really priceless !! I guess you learned a few things in your garden ! Hugs, Susan :)

Charles Messina
Date: 7/13/2023 2:21:00 AM

Yes, always wear shoes when fertilizing...lol Thank you, Susan :) Hugs

Jan Allison

Date: 7/12/2023 8:17:00 AM

hahahah this is priceless humour, Ive heard if you pop a viagra in your tea and dunk your cookie it wont go soft lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Charles Messina
Date: 7/12/2023 9:09:00 AM

LOL- I'll have to try :) Hugs xx

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 7/12/2023 8:10:00 AM

Your sense of humor is impeccable except for the pants.

Charles Messina
Date: 7/12/2023 9:10:00 AM

LOL- Thank you...

Brian Sambourne

Date: 7/12/2023 7:01:00 AM

Greetings Charles, Your poem is incredibly funny + original. Love the secondary meanings. I salute your creativity. I've had neighbors who've actually used the urine fertilizer route. Garden poems always get my attention. Best wishes, Brian