Charles Messina Poet Limerick

Fertilizing My Garden

My cucumber needed hydrocarbon 
So, I thought to pee in my garden 
Thought my cucumber would grow 
But what did I know... 
My cucumber began to harden 

My tomatoes were as hard as a rock, true 
But I noticed they turned a dark blue 
When my pee hit their stems 
It ruined my gems 
Instead of peeing, I should have went poo- eww!

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David Fisher July 12, 2023 at 4:58 PM This is a great limerick, so much going on in each line. The ending was a twister! Charles Messina July 13, 2023 at 2:22 AM Thanks for stopping by and for your comment, David.

Susan Lawrence July 12, 2023 at 10:14 AM Charles, Hysterical !! Really priceless !! I guess you learned a few things in your garden ! Hugs, Susan :) Charles Messina July 13, 2023 at 2:21 AM Yes, always wear shoes when fertilizing...lol Thank you, Susan :) Hugs

Jan Allison July 12, 2023 at 8:17 AM hahahah this is priceless humour, Ive heard if you pop a viagra in your tea and dunk your cookie it wont go soft lol:-) hugs Jan xx Charles Messina July 12, 2023 at 9:09 AM LOL- I'll have to try :) Hugs xx

Victor Buhagiar July 12, 2023 at 8:10 AM Your sense of humor is impeccable except for the pants. Charles Messina July 12, 2023 at 9:10 AM LOL- Thank you...

Brian Sambourne July 12, 2023 at 7:01 AM Greetings Charles, Your poem is incredibly funny + original. Love the secondary meanings. I salute your creativity. I've had neighbors who've actually used the urine fertilizer route. Garden poems always get my attention. Best wishes, Brian