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Butt Buyers Beware

People desperate to have huge butts, see an amateur doctor in her hut, used concrete mix, and fix a flat fix, the docs a quack and customers nuts! Please be careful next time, since your huge butt is now a sign, you must be in shock, its hard as a rock, I hope the quack realizes the crime! If I happen to see you on a plane, please do not complain, paying for two seats, one for each cheek, your huge butt slowly driving you insane! 4-6-17

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Freddie Robinson Jr.

Date: 4/9/2017 2:01:00 PM

Forgot your 7, dear. Love always.

Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 4/9/2017 8:17:00 PM

Aw shucks, your too kind Freddie! P & L~Che :)

Freddie Robinson Jr.

Date: 4/9/2017 2:00:00 PM

Funny as all outdoors, Cheryl. I'm laughing so much. You sure know how make good humor out of butt leftovers. Excellent limericks. Love and smiles aplenty, lady.

Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 4/9/2017 8:17:00 PM

Lol, "butt leftovers!" Glad made you laugh Freddie and thanks for very kind comment and visit!~P & L~Che :)

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 4/7/2017 8:59:00 AM

- But it's true: they used concrete mix, I saw it in a television progam a while back - It 's terrible .... what people can do to earn money on other's grief - Great written, Cheryl - Happy weekend - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 4/7/2017 5:17:00 PM

I know; butt you would think that people would want to know whats being injected into their butts; their either ignorant or just plain kooky! Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit and happy weekend to you too!~hugs Che :)

Phillip Garcia

Date: 4/6/2017 11:02:00 PM

All great poets, from Shakespeare to Dickinson to Emerson, have been derailed by simlar musings of the amateur butt doctor. It's a testament to your pen that you faced this challenge, nay, EMBRACED this challenge, and limericked it right out of your system and into the annals of poetic rectology. It made me giggle (in a deep masculine tone, of course). Awesome work here, flush with brilliance

Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 4/7/2017 8:31:00 AM

Lol, love your witty analysis Philip! Thanks so much for very witty comment and visit!~Che :)(Poetic rectology~very funny!) :)

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 4/6/2017 9:45:00 PM

Baahaha! Oh how funny lady! I do have butt envy but am otherwise happy enough with my imperfect self, this write tickles my funny bone! (if I won a million dollars, I might be tempted lol) xomo!

Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 4/6/2017 9:52:00 PM

Glad I made you chuckle Mo! Was going to write something serious but kept thinking of the amateur butt doctor for some reason! Thanks for very kind comment and visit~Che :)