Short Handlers Poems

Short Handlers Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Handlers by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Handlers by length and keyword.


Premium Member Joseph Biden

Joseph Biden, President,
Current White House resident.
His faculties are in decline,
But his handlers say he's doing fine.
Form: Clerihew


Premium Member Sleigh Passengers

Christmas finds reindeer landing on rooftops

Santa’s kindly added some extra stops

     His sleigh filled with travelers

     Scared of TSA handlers

Scoff as coal through government chimneys drops



*For Francine’s Christmas contest
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Dog park politics

Growling viciously
In a mindless, endless
Moment of contention
Saliva soaking the goal

The onlookers gawked
Some shaking their heads
Others somehow amused
By the furious enmity

Were they seeking the middle
Or fighting for it all
Or was the goal to keep them occupied
While their handlers sipped coffee

Premium Member Fragile

Marked 'Fragile, Handle with Care'
    a preemie wrapped in tender affection
  Tiny fingers, tiny toes; a wisp of a nose
    in the midst of her pale pink complexion

  Gentle and delicate her handlers will be
    knowing one slip can be fatal
  Should not every delivery be treated this way
      ~ pre, neo and post-natal
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Eskimo Ellie's Secret

Eskimo Ellie loves training her sled dogs
they are her comfort, her pack.
they keep her warm at night, and appreciate her stories
She lets them sleep inside the igloo, but keeps this a secret
the other dog handlers would not understand
they might think she is soft and silly
her dogs are her family,
where else would she make them sleep?
dog


Premium Member Session With a Semi-Shrink Goddess

“Do you ever,” she asked,
“write a poem 'bout someone that
you wouldn't show 'em?”

I had to think on that one.

“Not really,” I finally answered.
Her gaze begged for more.

“My poetry's true
while the venom I spew
tends towards the prosaic
and souls sympathetic
to my in-the-moment
human condition.

I'm lucky like that,
havin' snake handlers in my life.”

“When's the last time you danced
on a rainbow?” she asked.

Unbearable

A giant panda eats leaves and shoots,
several handlers and  keepers
fall to a spray of AK-47 bullets.

"Why?"
moans an elderly Chinese lady,
blood oozing from her torn body -
she had nursed him from a cub.

In a less than perfect Mandarin,
the animal replied:

"Madam, humans do not understand
how to bear an unbearable love.

Being insufferably cute
the matter has always been
a black and white issue for us.

We love to shoots first,
then we leaves."

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