Short Halifax Poems

The churning waters
Just off of Halifax coast
Choppy defiance...

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Hitchhiking to Halifax,
 
a friend offered to go with me.

I felt elated, he was my hero!

Then he robed me,

and it hurt like a punch in the gut! 




Nov. 29th , 2015...

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Happiness holds a historical record for having a heavenly holiday
Her husband’s husky half adds hardy hilarity huffs to her hoorays
Handy huffing hints of horribly honorable hearty humor handling Halifax...

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Meghan and Harry

Read my story of Meghan and Harry
Went to Vegas, said let's marry
In true Elvis style
They rocked down the aisle
Witnessed by slot machine Larry


Sorry this is Meghan and Harry from Halifax
not the other two from Windsor...

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There was a man from Halifax
Refused to do his income tax
    They tossed him out
    Without a doubt
So sad his fun perks got the axe



Submitted on April 19, 2021 for contest ALL YOURS (APR 20) sponsored by BRIAN STRAND  -  RANKED 1ST

Originally posted on September 7, 2019...

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My charming husband hails from Halifax
Where they make the world’s finest beeswax
For years he worked preparing income tax
Wearing a suit and tie with neatly pressed slacks
He would take care of details including sales tax
Correspond with clients usually by phone or by fax
The day he retired he reached an all-time climax
I proposed he start to learn to play the sax
But he says he loves to chill and just relax


AP: Honorable Mention 2020

Submitted on February 23, 2018...

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