Short Haggling Poems
Short Haggling Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Haggling by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Haggling by length and keyword.
H I J K L
haggling a huckster’s horse trade
ignoring imaginary ideas of Iodine’s
joyful jubilant jabbering jabberwocky
kibitzing kickapoo kindnesses toward Kelly
lambasting Lilliputin leprechauns leaving Larry...
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Categories:
haggling, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th
Form:
ABC
The Wink
Saturday
finds me on a pew
of wishes, haggling among
mystic stars for an intercession.
As twilight dimmed, I rambled,
“Will my love return?”
The beams winked.
For the Contest: Give Me A Sign
16 May 2015
J. Torrente...
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Categories:
haggling, desire, symbolism,
Form:
Verse
Baggy Elbow
Baggy elbow
Whisking a wow
Flapping & flopping
Constrained by conforming
With ambition
Baggy elbow
Blowing a bow
Swinging & swagging
Hung from haggling
With normalcy
Baggy elbow
Trying a toe
Cracking & creaking
Tired from trusting
Itself...
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Categories:
haggling, body, fun,
Form:
Free verse
At the Pawn Shop
Went with the wife to the pawn shop
To earn a little cash
I was in quite a hurry
Made my poor wife dash
I did a bit of haggling
But no luck, I made a groan
When they only offered me
Ten pounds for the wife
So I had to take her home....
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Categories:
haggling, humor, wife,
Form:
Rhyme
Buying a Goat
Buying a Goat
How I negotiated for its slaughter
Was not a matter for plain laughter
Haggling, it chanced a sire activity,
Last before the fatalistic disability!
He is charging more than whole,
Maybe he is selling me the sire role!
JM
2nd February 2014...
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Categories:
haggling,
Form:
Couplet
Battle of the Sexes - One Liners
Battle of the Sexes??
Amorphous metrosexuals haggling over who’s going to hold the bags.
Sight seeing
Never ask directions of a man standing naked in a kayak
Hick up
Whiskey never asks permission of the permissive.
So sew
Thirty-three thimbles teetered on the table top.
Knothead
He drove the nail from one side of town to the other.
John G. Lawless
12/10/2015
submitted to – One liners 6,7,8,9,10
sponsor – Bev Smith...
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Categories:
haggling, humor, silly,
Form:
Monoku