Short Growly Poems

Von der lye-ing  says there is a beast.' 
Snarly and growly, its out in the east.'
quyeer and macron; rutter complain
All un-masked' their con-vid lies well slain!
Even bread is bugged, this report is the least!...

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Gorillas grow growly gruffy grouchy grampas
Giving grateful gremlins grassy growth plates
Glassy glistening glowing glaring glimmers of globes
Groovy grizzly gristleworms gracefully grifting grandmas
Grandiose grimlets grabbing growling gracious grates....

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Mushroom elf threw his cap into the air
It landed on green ferns without a care
Old Kansas fox looked up from his nap in the lair
Tiny giggle escaped from mum faerie fair

Cap was grabbed up by a mean gnome named Jair
Jair was scooped up by a growly grizzly bear
Bear painted the cap blue and gray on a dare
Cap took six hours to dry in the warm country air....

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I am a snarly, growly, angry girl today.
I’ll snap your head off in a rather gruesome way.
My machetes are out, and my guns are blazing.
I’ll be cutting and chopping, and hell-raising.
Why I woke up in this mood is anyone’s guess.
I’ll leave bodies and pieces, a giant mess.
I’m a snarly, growly, angry girl today.
I’m warning you ahead of time, so you will please stay away....

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One cup of coffee.
Do I want breakfast?
Not yet. Second cup of coffee maybe.

I am still not pleasant.
I can feel my growly face. 
I had better have a third cup.

If someone speaks to me 
I might go off the deep end.
I am not ready to be sociable or nice yet.

My husband tiptoes in, 
sees my face, 
and turns back around. 

He knows I am still in the “gnawing your legs off”
frame of mind this morning.
He and the dog both read me well....

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