Short Great Deal Poems

smooth tongue flatterer
--offers great deal--
-steals investments-




For Chris's contest...

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When I get Naked and Baked I spend a great deal of time
wondering why the hell those two words don't rhyme....

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Macbethian witches, their curses, their physicks
bubble, bubble
whatever they are they're a great deal of trouble....

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My friend called Jerry Shorten
Saw a great deal and bought in,
The company went broke
Alas poor bloke
Now listens every day to the warden....

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A Natural Ninette
Fun,
Such joy.
Do employ.
It brings rewards.
Smiles are so priceless,
Yet they are free.
A great deal.
It pays.
Fact....

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There once was a girl from Illinois 
Who caused me a great deal of joy,
    I've not met her quite yet
    But she's one I can't forget,
So we should not fret, just enjoy...

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How much of the blue sky 

is over me!

It is great deal for only one!

I want to be floating and floating

with the clouds,

And to share this open sky with my son....

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If someone could fart in a bubble
           Would save us a great deal of trouble
To float then on high
And burst in the sky
     The clouds would clear out on the double...

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Apond my good fortune
apond a great deal
may I have the will
to feel the wind 
blow in my new 
found fortune
and may I be
hairy to my good day
and sheld my 
extra old life away...

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Reveal Deal Which Would Appeal

Wonder if there will be way  to reveal,
What we determined to be great deal;
We did desire;
Would inspire;
For everyone came with much appeal.

Jim Horn...

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Cletus O'Toole spent some time in Reno

  Where he lost his shirt playin' at keno

    This caused a great deal of strife

      With his long-sufferin' wife

        She raged on like a squally El Nino...

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Encourage and motivate 
Show the children that you care 
Teach them the way 
Just always be there 
Set the best example 
Find a way to lift them up 
Enlighten them a great deal 
So they can reach the top...

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Dark Treat
So Sweet

They Kiss
Much Bliss

 He wrote
 Love Note

Late Meal
Great Deal

Red Wine
  Devine

Now home
  In dome


Perfume
Bedroom

Low shout
Lights Out



2-2-19
Alexis Y....

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Have energy and effort 
Go the extra mile 
Be willing to help others 
Always show class and style 
Uplift yourself a great deal 
Promote the positive 
Be good-natured 
Remember, we all have one life to live...

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Corrupt Political Convention

We had gone to a corrupt political convention;
Like a moron many things they did mention;
To us occurred,
Were all absurd;
We left it with a great deal of apprehension.

Jim Horn...

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Acquire more knowledge 
Continue to get ahead 
Apply yourself a great deal 
Brighten your world instead 
Never stop improving 
Ameliorate your vocabulary 
Learning is a lifelong experience 
Edify yourself greatly...

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Put forward your best effort 
And reach for the stars 
Always think positive thoughts 
In order for you to go far
Take things one day at a time
Be the one who takes action
Value your life a great deal 
And make it happen...

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Yesterday's promise was today would be tomorrow
But on dawning discovered tomorrow
Became another today
The time has gone, not recovered
Brining a great deal of sorrow
Is there a point where tomorrow
Will become a yesterday...

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Use your words
To encourage and enlighten 
Be the one who provides a valuable spark 
Promote a positive trend 
Inspire a great deal
Show them that they can reach new heights
Be a mentor always
In order for our youth to take flight...

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Embrace those challenges
Let it make you a better person 
Go through that hazardous fire
Find your range within the situation 
Be willing to grow
Enhance your mind a great deal
Carry out your valuable mission 
Possess vitality and zeal...

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Girl, his heart was never there 
But you decided to stay 
You were blindsided by love 
He had sadly, led you astray 
You have suffered a great deal 
What a tough lesson to learn 
Next time just open your eyes 
So you will not get burned...

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Forever the teacher 
Wanting nothing but the best 
Guiding her students a great deal 
And showing them how to strive for excellence 
The teacher is ubiquitous 
Always being there 
Motivating them a great deal 
And showing that she cares...

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Let science captivate you 
Just nourish your mind 
Whether if it is physics or chemistry 
Be the one who enshrines 
The elements of the periodic table 
Along with the electrostatic force 
Will assist you a great deal 
Just stay on course...

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And she won after great deal of fuss,
The son not of the soil missed the bus 
Never once meant for him—
The truth ever so grim,
For, in Liz Tory Brits perhaps Truss!   
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Happenings | 04.09.2022 | Limerick...

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My big old honking pointed toenail came through my sock today.
Making me uncomfortable in lots of uninteresting ways.
It is truthfully worrying me a great deal too,
The next thing I know there will be a big old honking hole in the tip of my shoe!...

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