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Short Grammarian Poems

Short Grammarian Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Grammarian by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Grammarian by length and keyword.


Puck a L'Orange
the Alternative Right
is keeping us minions awake through the night
what is so entirely contrarian
how often we laugh at the stumbling orange grammarian....

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Categories: grammarian, allegory,
Form: Clerihew



Premium Member A Lexical-Semantic Conundrum
The past tense of 
        the new verb, 'you-tube'*
           when it's all gone ~ 'used tube?'**



               July 17, 2020
          ~ Gary Grammarian




*As in, "Hey! Do you ever you-tube those 
            cool clips I always tell you about?"

** ... Years later: "I used-tube, man."...

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Categories: grammarian, film, future, word play,
Form: Questionku
Reflect On the Need To Genuflect
Why do we omit to reflect
On the need to genuflect 
To God waiting for it in His Altar
To be moved to mercifully alter
What in life makes us falter …

The Often Out-Of-Order
We wouldn’t want to go further
In the nature of a triumphing defect
With its concomitant effect; 
As bad as balls that deflect 
Or words A Grammarian didn’t inflect …

Ample reasons we have to be sad, 
When we keep losing but aren’t mad
Or keep spending hard-to-stay wad 
And telling people we once it had....

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Categories: grammarian, devotion, god, people, religion,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Shattered Sighs