Short Goot Poems

Don't be sad, coz sad spelled backward is das
And das ain't goot, know what I mean, lasses and lads
Try happy instead
A PB and jelly spread
Stay positive, set your world on the right path...

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If you really want these highways to merge
You have to buy a giant Singer with surge.
Then you have to hire giant woman to sew.
When she is finished, the roads will be matched in a row.

I had no idea! The onlookers cried out, surprised.
It was time to do some sewing, just a notch away from sunrise.
Giant woman was enticed to begin sewing and found the pressure foot.
German faeries and gnomes were enchanted. One yelled out “goot!”...

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Why so you think you run me
like a machine
with switches and knobs
with timers and clicks
everything I do
is controlled by you
I love you so much
but i goot move on
because if I don't
my heart will be lone gone
I'm not your toy
I'm not to play wit
And if you don't stop now
You will in a bit
Leave me alone
Get away from me 
Get out of my space
Out of my private zone
Must you be around me 
Why won't you let me be
Let me live my life
Let me be me...

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