Short Gnat Poems
Short Gnat Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Gnat by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Gnat by length and keyword.
Donald Trump is an old Plutocrat
Living high on the hog like a gnat
But Disney was first
To notify Hearst
That Pluto's a dog, not a rat!
I was bitten by a gnat
Who didn't ask permission
I caught the little rascal
How dare he bite me?
I put him into a jar.
He made a big commotion.
So I put a stamp on jar.
Sent him to Carrie.
By: Joyce Johnson Came in 2nd
Gnawing gnat breaks through skin
Needle nose - spike now in
Agile, light, felt no pain
Taken blood, their feeding aim
Bites now swell and
Itch like hell
Tiny vampire
Eaten well.
Scratching, itching - skin unwell.
03.09.21
Don't be afraid - no need for that
Don't run away from Ogden Gnat
You won't be his supper tonight
He only wants to share the light
This mosquito intends no harm
He doesn't mean to cause alarm
Around you he flies only to look
At the funny poems in your book
The Cat in a Hat
sat on a mat
(the mat was flat)
when
Pat a bat
who was fat
(a flying rat)
chasing a gnat
(the gnat went zzzat)
dropped in
(splat!)
for a chat
(what a brat)
but
(tit for tat)
was told to scat
imagine that!
(Moral of the story: Uninvited unwelcome)
If I was a gnat I know whom I would bother
I would hide in their garbage disposal
flying up into their face when they ran water in their sink
I would hit them in the mouth, disgusting them
when I tired of being a gnat I would become a mosquito
buzzing in the ears of my enemies, biting them with gnarly teeth
in my smallness, I would finally get the revenge I seek
I have the attention span of a gnat
At times not even as long as that
So I found some online training game
That is supposed to help train my brain
Not sure it worked before l lost focus
My muse came with hazel hocus-pocus
You’d think she’d gift me great poetry
But instead I write about silly little me
Maybe I will have a cup of peach tea
Start anew footloose and fancy free
The hour is so late that it is early so
Guess I’ll have breakfast before I go