Short Gnat Poems

fire ants
the size of a gnat --
t.n.t....

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Wham bam slam splat
That gnat, flat lies --
Death's stat; squished prize...

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a little bit of this
and a little bit of that
mix it but don’t jinx it
buzzing about like a gnat

14-January-2023...

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just a sip

then two touch my lips
 
rest awhile 

then coffee in style

gnat landed

and died   ...

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A sad old flea and a silly old gnat
were boogieing it down
on the neck of an aristocrat
When suddenly Splat
they're flat
And that was that...

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Donald Trump is an old Plutocrat
Living high on the hog like a gnat
But Disney was first
To notify Hearst
That Pluto's a dog, not a rat!...

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Now, wasn't it sad about Snyder,
The light hearted, fun loving spider?
He got a gnat in his eye,
While pursuing a fly,
And fell into a barrel of cider....

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It does not feel pity, it does not feel fear,
It strike you like vulture so viciously from air.
And what does it want? Nothing! Just blood!	.
Cursed mosquito. Despicable gnat....

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Willikers the talking green eyed cat
Was stalking a mole, a worm and a rat.
That mole is truly weird, said a watching gnat
Willikers rolled her eyes, she did not like this brat....

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I got a dog, so he got a cat.
I got a bird.  He got a rat.
I got a snake. He got a gnat.
I got a tiger.  He called me a brat.
And the tiger ate him. So what do you think of that?...

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A gnat did fly up my nose,
on purpose, I must suppose.
He set off a pet peeve,
as his wings made me sneeze,
I did pee into my clothes.



Are You Bugged Contest
Placement 3rd...

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Grouchy blue corpulent cat knew where it was at
She loved her girth, enjoyed her muscles and fat.
Dancing to a square dance, she squashed many a gnat
Enjoying his days, singing rat-a-tat-tat.
...

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Being Positive
By: Tom
8-14-2019
Tanka

Some gag at a gnat,
But will swallow a camel;
And I’ve been told they,
Can make mountains from molehills
Glass is always half empty
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A gnat is bigger

than a flea, but smaller still

than a bigger sort of bee,

until one day they

all came and sat on the screen

and then I stood up and SLAPPED!


Date: 06/11/2019...

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It's a strange, a unique habitat
  The inside of a hat
    But I am a germ or a gnat

Others may dream they have sat
  In my unique habitat
    I just tell them: 'Go away! Scat!' 


   Dr. Suess reproduced...

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a fluttering bug
a fly, gnat, mosquito soars
around my head and
~
through it all flies stalls
intermittent behavior
pesty flying bugs

9/26/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. ©2021...

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Be cursed anew, ye demon!
This well bred one, forswear.
Ugly, who maketh ugly.
Vile maketh vile.

Have you seen the fungus gnat?
Its effect, none can bear?
Its like there hung! To harm dear's
Smile; orchid's smile....

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I was bitten by a gnat
Who didn't ask permission
I caught the little rascal
How dare he bite me?

I put him into a jar.
He made a big commotion.
So I put a stamp on jar.
Sent him to Carrie.

By: Joyce Johnson Came in 2nd...

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Gnawing gnat breaks through skin
Needle nose - spike now in
Agile, light, felt no pain
Taken blood, their feeding aim

Bites now swell and
Itch like hell
Tiny vampire
Eaten well.
Scratching, itching - skin unwell.

     
            03.09.21...

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Stew is so shrewd he sued
Suzy Sue,
Who sat and spat at a gnat, 
Sally viewed and stewed
snails and sailed with a Sailor








*This is all I got for the “New Tongue Twister” contest 
Help!!!!!
folks I got nothing else lol!


01/ 12/2020...

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There was once an old witch named Mae
    Who got her spells wrong, every single day
                  Turned her cat into a bat,
                    And sister into a gnat
Salem found out, now she's a horse and eats hay







Alexis Y

10-23-16...

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Don't be afraid - no need for that
Don't run away from Ogden Gnat
You won't be his supper tonight
He only wants to share the light

This mosquito intends no harm
He doesn't mean to cause alarm
Around you he flies only to look
At the funny poems in your book...

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1. A gnat under blue
    days will next spin on apples 
    Look! More frogs arrived 

2.  The terrible tree
     Covers my house. That summer 
     I counted wagons 


3.  The frog above red 
     Songs will soon remember you
     Winter dreams with ducks...

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The tang of crowberries and storm clouds
sieved through wind and limestone
sheep’s piss and heather.
Beneath the high rock, ravens spiral,
swoop through a flying sky.
This is my land, this moment
I declare myself the very image of the One image,
magnified, upright, somewhere between
a wind-blown gnat and the rocketing reach
of a reckless God....

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If I was a gnat I know whom I would bother
I would hide in their garbage disposal
flying up into their face when they ran water in their sink
I would hit them in the mouth, disgusting them

when I tired of being a gnat I would become a mosquito
buzzing in the ears of my enemies, biting them with gnarly teeth
in my smallness, I would finally get the revenge I seek...

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