Short Gizzard Poems
Short Gizzard Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Gizzard by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Gizzard by length and keyword.
Seeking the local coven’s cavern
a pumpkin rolled into a tavern
he met with a wise wizard
who slit him stem to gizzard
now he’s a gruesome jack ‘o lantern
Categories:
gizzard, fun, funny, halloween, holiday, humor, humorous, magic,
Form:
Limerick
A weather wizard
delivered a blizzard
to Chicago yesterday
If I weren’t so lily-livered
I’d have torn out his gizzard
~ right away
Categories:
gizzard, giggle, snow, violence, weather,
Form:
Rhyme
Do lizards have gizzards?
Do wizards have craws?
Are parakeets Paracletes
Exempt from laws?
I need to know how
I kneaded dough now
To disavow middlebrow
Hear the cow bow-a-wow.
Categories:
gizzard, bible, bird, crazy, nonsense, silly, spiritual, visionary,
Form:
Rhyme
Phineas the Frog
crossed the bog
dancing upon a log
Eyed a seagull
thought 'twas illegal
So he lunched on a water beetle
Fell asleep, next to a lizard
Phineas sure was no wizard
~ All that remained was his gizzard
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Lizards are known to dine on frogs
Categories:
gizzard, food, wisdom,
Form:
Rhyme
Baron Richard was a math wizard
A tetra-maniac in blizzard
He stole ‘4’ from Joan Miró
Grabbed ‘4’ from Ground Zero
And Forced all "4"s into chicken gizzard
Categories:
gizzard, fun, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
Love is little thing
Shaped like a lizzard
It runs around you heart
And jumps in your gizzard
When it gets a hold on you
There ain't nothing you can do
You just stand there
With your teeth in your mouth
Your heart went North
But your brain went South
You're so sure
It's the real thing
You head to the jeweler's
To buy a ring
Seems you overlooked
A thing or two
Man, she ain't in love with you
BUMMER!!!
Categories:
gizzard, life, loss, love, passion, heart, heart, love,
Form:
Rhyme
Snakes hurling, as smoke is curling.
Chop, chop, no need to shop. Gizzard,
Snake and clam bake. I tried to pray,
But I cried today. I am safe, a waif.
My tent is weathered as my face.
No grace for the poor and hungry.
By the sea, I see ships afar. I cannot
Travel far, as I have one leg - a peg.
No cause for alarm, I have two arms.
I have fire, desire. I carve. I won't
Starve, at least not today. It's ok.
Categories:
gizzard, adventure
Form:
Rhyme
Not too bright
Kind'a dumb,
Always sucking
On his thumb
Dim mind using
Dim ideas
Pretty slow
Too dumb for tears
Sittin' in the corner
Turkey gizzard neck,
Wondering why,
Oh, what the heck!
Can't fly no more,
Well,.... never could...
Turkey breast,
On his car hood
Back to the barnyard
Feathers fly
That silly rooster
Wondered why
Stovetop stuffing
Candied yam
Poor old turkey
Wished he was ham.
Categories:
gizzard, allegory, angst, children, parody,
Form:
Burlesque
looking out from my living room
into a day of gloom
watching old man winter's blizzard
inside warm eating my chicken gizzard
people dressed in layers
kids swirling in snow are players
the flakes come dazzling down
all over our country town
from tree top to tree top
ice falls with a loud pop
while the roads remain covered in snow
i wish we didn't have to plow- just mow
a winter couplet
winter scenery
Categories:
gizzard, seasons, time, uplifting, tree, tree,
Form:
Couplet
I had a house lizard in the house of Carrie
He had no gizzard like my little hen Marie
But he loved stones
Grit stones and hones
To sharpen his intellect in her library
I had a house lizard/Limerick Copyright (c) RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY
19 November 2014
Categories:
gizzard, fun, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick