You Don'T Know Jack

Seeking the local coven’s cavern
a pumpkin rolled into a tavern
	he met with a wise wizard
	who slit him stem to gizzard
now he’s a gruesome jack ‘o lantern
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020


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Date: 10/20/2020 5:49:00 AM
stem to gizzard, that's hilarious, Congrats on your win!!
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 10/20/2020 6:30:00 AM
Hi Mark. Teehee-glad you enjoyed it! Linda
Date: 10/19/2020 7:37:00 PM
Haha superb.....Congrats on your win Linda:)
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 10/20/2020 6:29:00 AM
Thank you Carol! Linda
Date: 10/19/2020 4:10:00 PM
Dropping back to say many congrats on your win Linda:-) hugs Jan xx
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 10/19/2020 4:49:00 PM
Thanks Jan! hugs back {} Linda
Date: 10/19/2020 3:23:00 PM
Linda, I love great lims and this is a GREAT one! Congrats on your top win and many thanks for your kind comment re my win - Bob H
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 10/19/2020 3:50:00 PM
Many thanks for the visit and nice words Bob. :) I do love a good Snickers (frozen is my fav). cheers, Linda
Date: 10/19/2020 2:46:00 PM
Congratulations, Linda, on your 2nd place for your creative limerick!!
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 10/19/2020 3:48:00 PM
Thank you Newt. I appreciate the visit and comments. :) Linda
Date: 10/19/2020 2:19:00 PM
So absolutely delightful and fun! Right out of the pumpkin patch on Halloween night, Linda! Congratulations on your win!
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 10/19/2020 3:47:00 PM
Hi Sam. Many thanks for the kind comments :) Linda
Date: 10/19/2020 1:44:00 PM
Wow Linda! Congrats on this creative win!
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 10/19/2020 3:46:00 PM
Many thanks Jennifer! Linda
Date: 10/19/2020 12:20:00 PM
Linda, congratulations on your winning placement with your fun and clever limerick!
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 10/19/2020 1:06:00 PM
Many thanks Tania. I appreciate that you sponsored such a fun contest! Linda
Date: 10/11/2020 1:37:00 AM
Teach him to get drunk, lol Tom
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 10/11/2020 5:20:00 AM
That's right Tom. He shouldn't have been looking for the witches anyway. ;) Linda
Date: 10/10/2020 10:27:00 PM
We sure have met him now. Light the candle inside him. Lovely limerick. ~~
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 10/11/2020 5:19:00 AM
Thanks Victor. I always appreciate your visits. Linda
Date: 10/10/2020 3:34:00 PM
what a clever halloween poem Linda, good luck in the contest:-) hugs jan xx
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 10/11/2020 5:19:00 AM
Thanks Jan. Hugs back {} Linda
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