Short Ginny Poems

There once was a young man from Leeds
Who proudly went spreading his seeds
But he spread one too many
To a coal miner's Ginny
And now he lies buried in weeds

4/8/18...

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We raise our glasses while waving the black flag
to friends sailing through the mid-century drag.
When embracing Kathy and Ginny
we will concede to know the skinny
since passions rise steady while body parts sag....

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I have a favourite type of girl,
I love my ladies trim
Like Skinny Ginny
And Ultra slim Kim

I love them thin and bony
Not a hint of saggy
I like Scrawny Dawny
And Scraggy Maggie

Lovely Lean Jean
Or Slender Brenda
For the nearer the bone
Is sweetest and tender...

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i killed myself 
and got an eviction notice 
he stuck it to 
my coffin with a wad of 
tangerine gum 



my mind has become melted parsley, 

my ears frozen cheese. 

like old aunt ginny used to say 

(lord jesus almighty 

bless her heart 

and soul and catheter) 

'sometimes you drink the milk 

and sometimes the milk 

drinks you.'...

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President Bob walks round the brane - with his Joy'see'n Mar'bells and his Clue-in cane.
Ionic thunder, allow and relax. Blueprint cells drop'n barley meatsax.
Brick and mortar - cumin and ply.  Flip Enhance Obsolesce Retry.
Hot Dr. Caroline.  Cold TV.  Past ore Ginny - a saint for free.
Maze master Michael in Krokers Chorale; softwares haven weaver is Hayle.
Disinformation, Alex Jones, New Age apathy, Skull and Bones....

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I don’t have a favourite,
I love them all
Shorty and sporty
Petite and tall

Dowdy and flashy
High and mighty
Shy and vivacious
Safe and flighty 

I love Juicy Lucy
Smelly Kelly,
Scraggy Maggie
And Silly Millie

I love Gay Mei
And Straight Kate
Spotty Dotty
And Plain Jane’s great

So is Jolly Molly
Clingy thingy
Obese Louise
And Skinny Ginny 

I love Boozey Suzie
Sweaty Betty and all 
I love them long,
I love them short, I love them tall...

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