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Short Gets My Goat Poems

Short Gets My Goat Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Gets My Goat by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Gets My Goat by length and keyword.


Core Upped
My ballot arrived in the mail
Like a skull & crossbones in gaol
But what gets my goat
If I do not vote
Then the GOP will prevail*

*For the Trumps to escape prosecution,
only the number of Republicans
elected to Congress matters;
quality, issues, and the future of
the USA are irrelevant to the GOP! ...

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Categories: gets my goat, political,
Form: Limerick



Medical Mystery
Whenever you're not feelin good

you go to the Doc like you should

        If you need a pill

        which you probably will

he'll prescribe it like any Doc would.

This treatment began years ago

prescribing pills seems quite apropos

        But what gets my goat
        
        once that pill's down your throat

how does it know where to go?...

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Categories: gets my goat, funny, mystery
Form: Limerick

Book: Reflection on the Important Things