Short Gets My Goat Poems

Trump supporters are quite a riddle
They're for, or against, but no middle
If that gets your goat
Then you should take note
Trump plays every string on a fiddle!...

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What really gets your goat
Those things that aren’t remote
To twist you up inside
And takes you for a ride

When you go back to it again
It’s no different in the end
As the waves pound on the shore
No better just worse evermore.

© Paul Warren Poetry...

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My ballot arrived in the mail
Like a skull & crossbones in gaol
But what gets my goat
If I do not vote
Then the GOP will prevail*

*For the Trumps to escape prosecution,
only the number of Republicans
elected to Congress matters;
quality, issues, and the future of
the USA are irrelevant to the GOP! ...

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Whenever you're not feelin good

you go to the Doc like you should

        If you need a pill

        which you probably will

he'll prescribe it like any Doc would.

This treatment began years ago

prescribing pills seems quite apropos

        But what gets my goat
        
        once that pill's down your throat

how does it know where to go?...

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Prime Minister May
Set out one day
To Brexit a world gone astray

But President Trump
Just wanted to hump
'til the cows wandered home that day

Macron et Trudeau
Thought Brigitte Bardot
Might persuade the Donald to play

But such is our world
That Trump just unfurled
A cheque his attorney would pay

Of course Trump is rash
With taxpayer cash
He's not paid a dime that way

If that gets your goat
Putin has your vote
The GOP wins Primary Day!...

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