Short Get Down And Dirty Poems

Do not get down and dirty, if you are found evangelizing where pigs, chicken, dogs ... roam free....

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An Indifferent Card

Things do become difficult and so hard, 
When being played like indifferent card;
Not ever affected;
Even misdirected;
Both down and dirty, torn and scared.

Jim Horn...

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Somewhere out there are happy peeps like me
We're few and far between, upbringing's the key
Childhood in the thirties
Was down and dirty
But managed to come out with my hide full of glee!...

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Somewhere out there's someone happy as me
We're few and far between, upbringing's the key
Childhood in the thirties
Was down and dirty
But managed to come out with my hide filled with glee!...

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Recreational Legalized

While looking at TV we soon realized,
Recreational marijuana was legalized;
We never hesitated;
Like ours marinated;
And also, hope it had been sanitized.

If it was down and dirty marijuana,
We had received a dirty deal.

Jim Horn...

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DOWN 'N DIRTY

Judy Konos is this gal's name
Down 'n dirty is proudly her game
A new old friend
Much love I send
So happy in unison we came


© Jack Ellison 2015


Judy told me "naughtiness" was out of date...
these days it's "down 'n dirty"! LOL...

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Fifty stars they lay so true,
Laying in the ocean blue.
Thirteen stripes of red and white,
For this symbol we will fight
Down and dirty throughout the night.
Our flag will be flying high,
Just until a brave will die.
There is no other like our own,
This is why we keep it flown.
It is ours, our single tag,
We fly is high, the American Flag....

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We were young, we were ready

We were breathless and sweaty

We were bold, we were blameless

And all together shameless

It was fresh, it was flirty

It was low down and dirty

It was wild, it was frantic

Anything but romantic 

Ever hot, ever faster

Ever bound for disaster

Soon our passion diminished

And all too soon was finished...

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Next month I'll be fifty
What rhymes with fifty?
Sixty

Ten years to make fifty
the new thirty
Get down and dirty
Like Stallone and Willis
Maybe buy a few guns

"Yeah we bad."

"How we gonna hit em Sly?"
"I don't wanna DIE HARD!"
"No John Wayne Gacy for me."
Try to breeth like Jack Nickelson

I can feel it allready
An unimaginable ammount
Of cool being showered
Down on me

All I have to do is
Keep my mouth shut...

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occasionally there is a fire that runs through my veins  
that makes me slink into my slinky pants  
and imagine the lust that would show in your eyes 
 
but I fall onto my  
solemn couch with a
million things to do
in the backyard of my mind

and I smell the tide of the washer
I stare down the dirty plates in the sink

and I see the beautiful blue sky
and me me me just me
and how it is  

I give you a deep kiss
and change the laundry...

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