Large Breasts

When it came to chesty women, I was obsessed.
I wanted a woman who had large breasts.
Now I'm 75 years old and I have something to confess.
I am an old man and I've grown large breasts.
These aren't the kind of boobs that people want to caress.
I put on a 38D bra when I get dressed.
People stare at these big hooters that I've grown.
I no longer need a busty lady because I have big breasts of my own.

(THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.)
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Brown Avatar
March 5, 2010 at 5:50 AM
uummm..... im trying to generat a comment. may take awhile. lolz
Gorelick Avatar
January 2, 2010 at 8:08 PM
Delightful...Im still laughing. You grow breasts, I grow unwanted hair.. THAT IS A FICTICIOUS COMMENT> BG
Haick Avatar
January 2, 2010 at 3:48 PM
Hilarious write, Randy!! Thanks for the laugh! Great job! Peace, Audrey
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