Large Breasts

When it came to chesty women, I was obsessed. I wanted a woman who had large breasts. Now I'm 75 years old and I have something to confess. I am an old man and I've grown large breasts. These aren't the kind of boobs that people want to caress. I put on a 38D bra when I get dressed. People stare at these big hooters that I've grown. I no longer need a busty lady because I have big breasts of my own. (THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.)