Short Funnymay Poems
Short Funnymay Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Funnymay by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Funnymay by length and keyword.
In Zimbabwe you may think life is rough
A land where empty is enough
Remember the rule
Sell your car to buy fuel
To the first world this may seem rather tough
The rock, paper and scissors game
at first glance may seem very tame,
but if you are the loser
and he's an abuser
your wrists may be set quite aflame.
For pd.s contest
Here we go again.
Silly boy.
Tell me no lies.
I may not be smart.
But I am not stupid.
These words you speak are like flies.
Annoying little bastards.
Getting stuck in my hair.
Even though I shall not believe.
I may not be smart.
But I am not stupid.
Not so easy to decieve.
I called this greatest poem ever
cause I knew the name would make you read
so keep it coming, keep it coming
I need more views please
Sorry if I lack my usual,
thoughts filled with emotion
but even now with lighter notes,
I have filled my purpose
It may not be very deep
with words that make you weep
but the title's very catchy
that may be all you care to see
I find that when we eat prunes,
We tend to sit in cold bathrooms;
Although it may be a trial,
We fit right in with rank and file.
The wafting scent of strange perfumes,
Are too much like exhaust fumes;
Though it’s not meant to offend the nose,
You can’t compare it to a rose.
All that’s said may sound arcane,
But this I find is a good domain;
For it’s true it is a small event,
But you must admit it’s time well spent.
I suppose monkey shines in rhymes will do,
But you(!) monkey may out shine at the zoo!
Peanuts and popcorn,
Primates will not scorn.
Beware the phew monkeys may throw at you!
Monkey shines in rhymes always the best kind,
But fall not into the pit of the lion.
The bite, growl and roar,
Won’t leave a small sore.
Could be the last line rhyme of monkey shine!
For contest: Tales From the zoo
In honor of: Barbara Gorelick
Some say a tad disgusting
Some say it may be gross
Some say it’s not appealing
But spit is good on toast (LOL)
Not trying to be vulgar
Though disgusting it may be
But spit that’s swallowed through a straw
Was more than enough for me
While watching American Idol
Some guy took Paula’s cup
And proceeded to take her straw
To drink her water up
I thought it was so funny
There was humor there in it
But think for now, would you please
Would you swallow someone’s spit?
Goodbye to Mrs. Spratt
By Elton Camp
Although Jack Spratt his diet may hate
Shouldn’t have a problem with weight
And he won’t have any trouble at all
With his level of the bad cholesterol
Because of what Jack puts on his plate
But Mrs. Spratt may be another story
And far too soon, she will go to glory
Her state of health just can’t be right
Because her type of food is a fright
She’ll never be wrinkled and hoary
(This change was due to a reader's suggestion. Thanks.)