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Swallowing Spit

Some say a tad disgusting Some say it may be gross Some say it’s not appealing But spit is good on toast (LOL) Not trying to be vulgar Though disgusting it may be But spit that’s swallowed through a straw Was more than enough for me While watching American Idol Some guy took Paula’s cup And proceeded to take her straw To drink her water up I thought it was so funny There was humor there in it But think for now, would you please Would you swallow someone’s spit?

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Farah Chamma

Date: 1/23/2009 3:52:00 AM

Hahaha! spit-provoking! Well enjoyed this one ..it's unique... Farah

Ronald Bingham

Date: 1/22/2009 8:38:00 PM

Can't say that swallowing spit is my cup of tea, but hey it made for an unusual poem title. Thanks for your thoughts on my poem, and Blessings to you, Ron.

Barbara Cotter

Date: 1/22/2009 7:22:00 PM

Have swallowed someone's spit. Mmm, tasty on the right occasion.

Elaine George

Date: 1/22/2009 3:11:00 PM

good one! Michael. I LOVE American Idol. wouldn't miss it for anything. Love, Lainie

Christy Hardy

Date: 1/22/2009 12:44:00 PM

Oh no, ewwww...bad stuff....always, Christy

Date: 1/22/2009 12:21:00 PM

A bit gross but funny just the same. I couldn't resist reading this after seeing the title. And no, I wouldn't swallow someone else's spit. Thanks for giving me a chance to chuckle and for your kind comment on my poem. Keep on writing! Karen

Laurie Ginn

Date: 1/22/2009 12:02:00 PM

Okay I tried Degenhardt you're in a weird mood today and ewww.

Robin L. Gass

Date: 1/22/2009 10:25:00 AM

This is well written and funny. Now the only thing I have to do is stop thinking about it consciously!(lol) Love, Robin

Donna Golden

Date: 1/22/2009 10:24:00 AM

Eww! Remember when Paula offered someone a drink and she refused? That was a few seasons ago. Very funny write, Michael! Donna G.

Sean Kelly

Date: 1/22/2009 9:08:00 AM

Michael , you sure do tackle the unusual !!... Actually , YES , I do swallow , each morning ..... I drink tea ( P G Tips ) , which is your topic spelled sdrawkcab .... ( Just 1 , sugar please ) ...