Short Funnyhair Poems

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Premium Member Not My Fault

Mama please do not blame me.
I didn't turn your hair grey,
Nor make it looks so messy.
You're having a bad hair day.

For Rick's Bad Hair Contest  7th place


Asinine Thought 101

If a man/woman is totally bald on the head 
And wanted a hair transplant...

Could the hair plug be taken from the arm pit?

If so don't forget to use deodorant daily!!

My Hair-Do

Girl was born blonde and blue eyed.
Tamed down and made it look right.
As I grew-up my hair looked fryed.
Look oh what a sight.

Entered in Rick's"A bad hair day"contest.
Form: Dodoitsu

Black Chest Hair

My hair is frizzy and very black.
I found it in my chest of drawers.
Also a bunch grows in my crack.
And if you like it, it's all yours.


For Rick Parise's "A Bad Hair Day" contest

After Using That Hair Oil

Everybody told me it would do wonder
so I applied it without further delay,
little did I realize that it was a blunder,
no hair on head now, no bad hair day!





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Placement:10th ;(June 2011)

Contest:My Funniest Poem ON the Soup

Sponsor:Poet Destroyer

By:kashinath karmakar(11th January 2011)
© Kash Poet  Create an image from this poem.


It' S Real - It' S Just Not Mine

IT’S    REAL    -    IT’S   JUST   NOT   MINE


I would love to have a hair day
Good or bad  I do not care
Long ago I bought a toupee
Now I cherish every hair


...............................................................................................

Written for  Rick  Parise’s  contest    “ A BAD  HAIR   DAY”

Bandanna and Me

Bandanna and me

I tie my hair at night
So I can sleep
Hoping my hair doesn't
Move underneath
Trying to save 
Sometime in the morning
I don't have to spend to much time combing
Now that I'm gone
To start my day
I'm already dressed
So I'm on my way 
First to the coffee shop
To have me some tea
Then to work 
My bandanna and me
me
Form: Lyric

Premium Member The Magic Bean Locks

ST. Paddy Day today. I'm wearing my green, and I celebrate with my 100th poem posted 
since coming here before Xmas! and I will probably lay off the limericks now until next year!

With hair much too short, one vain poet
took magic beans so she could grow it.
Like Jack's giant bean stalk
quickly grew each gold lock!
Now her hair has no place she can stow it!
Form: Limerick

Aging

My heart is breaking
My hands are shaking
My legs are getting weaker
My eyes are crying
My lips are quivering
My soul is drowning
My mind is wondering
My ears are ringing
My nose still running
My hair is balding
My skin is wrinkle
My bones are brittle
My joints are aching
My chin hair growing
My weight I still am gaining
My butt has hemorrhoids
My cream no longer works
In other words


"WHAT THE HECK IS UP WITH THIS!!!!"
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