Short Funnyhair Poems
Short Funnyhair Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Funnyhair by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Funnyhair by length and keyword.
Mama please do not blame me.
I didn't turn your hair grey,
Nor make it looks so messy.
You're having a bad hair day.
For Rick's Bad Hair Contest 7th place
If a man/woman is totally bald on the head
And wanted a hair transplant...
Could the hair plug be taken from the arm pit?
If so don't forget to use deodorant daily!!
Girl was born blonde and blue eyed.
Tamed down and made it look right.
As I grew-up my hair looked fryed.
Look oh what a sight.
Entered in Rick's"A bad hair day"contest.
My hair is frizzy and very black.
I found it in my chest of drawers.
Also a bunch grows in my crack.
And if you like it, it's all yours.
For Rick Parise's "A Bad Hair Day" contest
Everybody told me it would do wonder
so I applied it without further delay,
little did I realize that it was a blunder,
no hair on head now, no bad hair day!
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Placement:10th ;(June 2011)
Contest:My Funniest Poem ON the Soup
Sponsor:Poet Destroyer
By:kashinath karmakar(11th January 2011)
IT’S REAL - IT’S JUST NOT MINE
I would love to have a hair day
Good or bad I do not care
Long ago I bought a toupee
Now I cherish every hair
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Written for Rick Parise’s contest “ A BAD HAIR DAY”
Bandanna and me
I tie my hair at night
So I can sleep
Hoping my hair doesn't
Move underneath
Trying to save
Sometime in the morning
I don't have to spend to much time combing
Now that I'm gone
To start my day
I'm already dressed
So I'm on my way
First to the coffee shop
To have me some tea
Then to work
My bandanna and me
ST. Paddy Day today. I'm wearing my green, and I celebrate with my 100th poem posted
since coming here before Xmas! and I will probably lay off the limericks now until next year!
With hair much too short, one vain poet
took magic beans so she could grow it.
Like Jack's giant bean stalk
quickly grew each gold lock!
Now her hair has no place she can stow it!
My heart is breaking
My hands are shaking
My legs are getting weaker
My eyes are crying
My lips are quivering
My soul is drowning
My mind is wondering
My ears are ringing
My nose still running
My hair is balding
My skin is wrinkle
My bones are brittle
My joints are aching
My chin hair growing
My weight I still am gaining
My butt has hemorrhoids
My cream no longer works
In other words
"WHAT THE HECK IS UP WITH THIS!!!!"
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