Jimmy Anderson Poet Chastushka

Black Chest Hair

My hair is frizzy and very black.
I found it in my chest of drawers.
Also a bunch grows in my crack.
And if you like it, it's all yours.


For Rick Parise's "A Bad Hair Day" contest

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Joe Inka January 31, 2011 at 6:28 PM That's freakin awesome lolololol!!! Let it all hang out

Sara Kendrick January 31, 2011 at 3:08 PM Interesting lines that you have penned..Congratulations on your win..Sara

Abraham L January 29, 2011 at 8:15 AM very funny, love it though

Barbara Gorelick January 28, 2011 at 8:25 PM Just a "crack" up..congrats on your win..although it paints a very ugly picture....lol..BG

Debbie Guzzi January 28, 2011 at 12:47 PM I laughed yup, but shooshhh private LOL congrad's on your big win! Hair is very masculine! Light & Love

Robert Pettit January 28, 2011 at 7:04 AM How did I miss this one earlier? Very funny. I can see why this won for you in the contest.

Carol Sunshine Brown January 28, 2011 at 3:58 AM Congratulations on your win Jimmy. Love, Carol

Kory Calhoun January 27, 2011 at 10:05 PM LOL! This is really funny, Jimmy The visuals are giving me goosebumps. Yucky and hysterical. LOL! - Congratulations on your BIG WIN in Rick's "Bad Hair Day" contest. Best wishes, Kory

Andrea Dietrich January 27, 2011 at 7:42 PM hahah, So gross but so good this one! Congratulations.

Francine Roberts January 27, 2011 at 6:50 PM congrats on your win in the contest

Ray Dillard January 27, 2011 at 6:38 PM Jumbo, I'll pass on th hair in the crack, but I did enjoy the funny poem. Contests! RAY

Dr.Ram Mehta January 27, 2011 at 6:33 PM Congratulations on the third place win in the contest, Jimmy

Linda-Marie Sweetheart January 27, 2011 at 5:53 PM Congrats Jimmy on your winning poem in the Bad Hair Day contest ...

Kash Poet January 27, 2011 at 5:27 PM Congratulations jimmy on your big win in the contest with this funny write!--kashinath

Anna-Marie Docherty January 11, 2011 at 10:28 PM lolol. But yeweeeee, no thank you! A fun write that works well with this form I don't think I have come across before. Thanks for educating us by example! Your comments most welcome, thanks so much.

Deb Wilson January 11, 2011 at 11:25 AM Oh Jimmy this is hilarious! Good luck in the contest! love,Deb

Gert W. Knop January 11, 2011 at 5:58 AM Very funny write, Jimmy and good luck for Rick's contest!...Gert

Francine Roberts January 10, 2011 at 7:56 PM OMG Jimmy , too funny