Short Funk Poems

Short Funk Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Funk by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Funk by length and keyword.


Funk Shun

A girl who had just met the Trumps
Was feeling quite down in the dumps
A POTUS grope
Ended all hope
She'd ever get over the humps
Form: Limerick


Summer Beach Music Funk

you listen to the band
get on the stand
clap your hand
in the sand
stump your feet
to the music beat
hump and bump
to the
SUMMER BEACH FUNK
s

Funk Band

they play that hard stuff
make you dane ruff
 only cost a buck
and thats for luck
you do the can can
swing hand to hand
by this
FUNK BAND

Guitar Funk

you feel it
its a part of a kit
you are the star
you play the guitar
near or far
the music makes you stump
your rump and bump
its funky
GUITAR FUNK

Can'T Stop the Funk

it music that make you move
you get into the grove
 you stump
you hump
hips to hip
you dip wine you sip
you sweat you stunk
CAN'T STOP
THE FUNK


Get On the Funk Foot

mane you or sore
down below
i won't dance
and prance
doing the best you can
you can with lord will
you can bunk and stump
and hoof
GET YOU THE
FUNK FOOT

Dance and Getto Black Funk

got  got it in there feet
itt digs deep
its a feeling
that kept them reeling
jump hump
and do he bump
do until some stunk
DANCE AND  GETTO
AND BLACKS FUNK

Guitar Funk and Blues

it get your attention
this would to mention
as the guitar ring and sing
stings that funk  in the guitar
and bring
the good and bad news
its
GUITAR
FUNK AND BLUES

Premium Member in a funk

wilting in the setting sun
dissolving deflating
undernourished underfed
neglected rejected

unknown
a mystery
if any degree of pampering
can bring me back to life



AP: Honorable Mention 2025

Everyboby Loves Funk

this is a new time
music is blind
its a feeling
gets you reeling
every one pop there finger
there mind just linger
music not a race its a taste
you can trace  where they hump
and bump
EVERYONE LOVES FUNK

Funk Shaking Booty

Get on floor dance Moore get the funk hump and bump booty to booty sweat get wet shaking that booty do it don,t. So came out have good time let music blow your mind  go go do it slow  do it fast FUNK SHAKING BOOTy

Premium Member A Major Funk

Must be quite strong and take winter in stride Rugged Canadian winters are hard to describe The lack of old sol Main reason we fall In a funk till the springtime and the robins arrive © Jack Ellison 2016
Form: Limerick

Danceing Feet Dancing To Funk

this music is a hot beat
its underneat
i can't help my self
am doing it by myself
am danceing am praceing
 all over this places
it got me hot it the face
i can't sit on this bunk
 its a  treat
DANCEING FEET  DANCEING TO THE FUNK
Form:

Premium Member Breathe the Funk

Why is it so hard to be human now?
How the door close in?
The face turns flaxen
As you imitate
And your secret joke
Of wild monkeys
Rises like a hopping child
Boredom rests as wounded thoughts
Breathe the funk
And take mad the carpet!

Freud Funk

The Id
went walking,
The Ego
was talking,
The Super-Ego
cried, "Stop!"
The Libado said,
"Ah, come on
when its done
scream halt."

The Id
went searching,
The Ego
was smiling,
the Super-Ego
cried "Halt!"
The Libado said,
"Ah, fug it!"

So
The Id
did.
© Sue Mason  Create an image from this poem.
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Premium Member Hang Out At the Beach

Summer time blue funk
Can't stand all this humid stuff
I have had enough

Car's like an oven
Air-conditioner's working
But the heat is winning

Sweat just pours off me
Clothes and sand stick to bodies
Go to a nude beach

There it's no torture
To frolic in the water
And to "hang" out there...
Form: Haiku

Premium Member Skunk Funk

NOTE: This limerick posted 10/31/2020 in Alexis Y.’s PEE YEW Collaboration Take a look at the collaboration on her page! It's hilarious!
I once was peed on by a stinky skunk Stinky not quite the word – he stunk! I tried each known cure Retained his allure I am still surrounded by funk
Form: Limerick

In a Funk

Oh the gray of day
The plump raindrop sheltered in the corner of the pane
Reflecting and magnifying the gray
Gray, gray, gray
Downward funk please leave
This raindrop has much to do
And the gray tarp is no shelter
How we need the full spectrum to create
Oh gray of day
Release one of your misty rainbows
So that I may look beyond

Soon, the Air: Sleep Funk Phase

drowning
in fountains of learned ink
and lit keys

Lost and flailing...

Did it ever matter?

nobody would even notice
if sunlight goes black,
hidden behind sleeping will.ows
muffled by snores
and striped-barked trees

stifled pattern
viewed through stubborn lashes,
through discolored eyes

Soon,, the air




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Premium Member Super Bowl Funk

I'm crying in my beer for good reason

     Super Bowl's the last game of the season

          No more tater chips and beer

               What am I to do all year

                    Except watch reruns of Jackie Gleason

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Right Reserved

Entry for Royal Trevino's "Super Bowl Sunday" Contest
Form: Limerick

Busy

The Bird Water Whistle
Rendition # twenty one
------------------------------------
he don't think people like him
by; Ya'll and Them
__________________________________
She say slurp
I say slurp
we say slurp
then we sing slurp, slurp
slurp
slurp
slurp
slurp
slurp
slurp
slurp, slurp!
slurp!
Slurp!
Slurp!
Slurp
Slurp, slurp
Slurp!
(applaued, Bravo, Bravo!)
Form: Ballad

Mantle Place Phish Funk Slam

Keep running up those Credit Card Bill's 

For Cheap Thrill's 

Accumulating Interest 

Until your Closet is Full

Of Discarded Clutter 

You can hopefully Sell 1 late night on E-Bay

To the Countless Masses

Out there phishing just like you

For Space Fillers 

To place on Mantle Pieces 

Where Photographs used to Play

Before the Recession Funk had time to Set

Funk

I am in a funk and I can't get out.

I feel like a door is slowly closing in on me.



BAM!

It finally has closed on me.



I am stuck and scared that I will never get out.

My mind is telling me to quit, but my heart says keep going with every beat it takes.



I guess I need to make a decision.

Before this door is locked forever.



I choose to keep on going and find a way.

There are some people on the other side waiting for me.

My family.
Form:

The Blue Funk Blahs

It's so hard, sometimes
To remove this cerement 
To muster a veritable smile
To schlepp out of the sediment

It will end, I know
When authentic smiles will replace
The disingenuous air
I bedaub to my face 

The crazy part is, it seems
That the solution to my abasement 
Though well within my clout
Looms just far of my embracement 

Motivation! To do the work
For which I have the skill
Seems lacking in my repertoire
As does the supportive shill
© Sal Manela  Create an image from this poem.
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