Short Fundraising Poems

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Shark-Thropists

Loan Shark
treacherous jeopardous
sponging laundering doctoring
endowments championships extortioner shylock
fundraising equilibrating compensating
charitable magnanimous
Philanthropist

2022 August 13...

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Charity is for the poor and the needy 
And its fundraising employees
And for those whose hearts are to be won by mercy
And for those in bondage and in debt
And in the way of Allah the Great
And for the people who are far away from home
And Allah is full of knowledge and wisdom....

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This is a great idea, tee hee,
Good suggestions are so me,
Nuisance caller was asking me,
Money for her fundraising committee,
"Right," said little old chirpy me,
"You can send cheques to me,
We need funds here desperately!"
I must say, sensitively,
Great ideas are so me,
Nuisance caller hung up on me!...

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I am not a great gambler,
But I frequently buy a lotto ticket
And a One dollar scratch,
Most weeks,
With occasional claw backs resulting,
And the bank still sound.

But when it comes to free tickets on the scratch,
I am still waiting to break the drought, 
Which leads me to my fundraising idea, 
Of giving the free tickets to charity, 
With the hope the gods will be kinder to them....

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