Short Friggin Poems

“such much about nothing”


feck and friggin to my chagrin
while trying to monorhyme like Lin
i find i’m back at square one once again
in a square root of one imaginary unit tailspin...

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Drama! Drama! Drama!
Here @ Poetry Soup.
So much friggin Drama
I can't stay in the loop.
This one's mad at that one and that one's mad at you.
There's so much friggin drama here @ Poetry Soup....

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Oh, hell
type the right characters
characters of the right type
Fonts of fragrant zeal
Ending in the venice beach of letters 
and say nothing of the categories of pain
(hold the control key if your a friggin windoze user)...

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Listen to poem:

What The Friggin
Happened here mate.
I thought we had a date
Now you're late
Where's the bait?
I've burnt the steak.
You're a flippin' 
flagellate.
Get off your tailgate
and get over here
and gestate.
You friggin'
degenerate
cheapskate....

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hokey...ker-shmokey

friggin...fraqa-moneous

buzz-allacka...equazippodcom

colare-buzzeeferem...hoxenton

grafelmonious, tiffrundle raditseptagafunkle.....nostaflowan aquapono....
chatious sorentium....wedallumphry....hahaha....perafro-maquilitizzity....


stan
  : )...

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Ol' yoda you looking like a wrinkly toad.

Watch it Obi-wan im not that friggin old.

Why have you called me here in this transmission.

Train luke to a jedi is my one condition.

I'll do it yoda ill show him the force.

In the Force train him well and with a lightsaber of course....

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d-rump just delivered a punish'em speech
how 'brilliantly' stupid can a person be
avoiding gun control
but equating hate crime with mental illness
so more police and executions are needed
is this guy for real
he's a friggin con man
there to put money in certain pockets


stan sand...

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frigga ma toiky
andt
sheesh um atoi-zee
that
wybee friggin schmoizoilah
up
mostenchah twosew
a
zuhmolly achuu megamoikah
so
befrackin hoiken schmoizum
they
fruperolla mozzumpteez nizzen
all
narzin protecafreekin qwahz'shumptino
be
enchenema ackonymus teema quarootez
just
............................................................

 
stan...

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when you need to talk to me and I don't pick up. when you wonder if I will and know I did not contact you over the holidays..when you wonder when 3 days
become not 30 but 3 friggin years has our friendship demised n' why did I tell so many lies I know it's myself to blame whut a shame I just wanna love and be
loved, please take my visa card and charge it for my head..not my heart...

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If one more person calls me Bro or Dude
or uses the phrase WhaazUp! or Sorry, My Bad,
I think I may have to commit myself
because it's driving me friggin mad.
Please don't call me Bro or Dude.
Refer to me as Sir or My Friend or my name.
I can't take any more of this street talk slang.
It's driving me friggin insane.

I know that this street talk slang is currently all the rage.
It never annoyed me before. I guess I'm starting to show my age....

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'Fox Flick' from the 1960 Slang Words

Here she goes gimme some skin
with friends in the Friggin ,
She is the flower child 
who is always Gassed.

She loves the Hair -Musical
later becomes the radical,
She was the crazy Raddie 
who was the sick Puppy.

She loves her real soul
which is the her only rule,
she never goes as the Rattled 
because she doesn't want that load.
by Esther J -(Rhyming words taken from the 1960 pop history slang words )...

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I love a bacon sandwich 
and I'm partial to a sausage or two
I can't think of anything nicer 
Than a dumpling with beef stew .

Then I pulled a vegetarian 
A real tree hugging babe 
She tried to tell me eating meat
Would put me in my grave .

Urgh , What is that you're eating 
You're a murderer she cried .
No its not a human ,Just a rabbit
I replied .

How did that rabbit die 
Now she was really in a mood 
It died of friggin starvation 
because she ate all its food....

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