To Lighten the Day

I love a bacon sandwich and I'm partial to a sausage or two I can't think of anything nicer Than a dumpling with beef stew . Then I pulled a vegetarian A real tree hugging babe She tried to tell me eating meat Would put me in my grave . Urgh , What is that you're eating You're a murderer she cried . No its not a human ,Just a rabbit I replied . How did that rabbit die Now she was really in a mood It died of friggin starvation because she ate all its food.