Short Fly Ball Poems

         Spring home runs are for show
        
           ~ October’s are for all the dough
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Hopefully the fly-ball catch
And around the bases dash!
Out for fun and maybe win
Play and play over again...

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Got to catch that ball,

It's coming towards me now,

I hope I don't fall,

I got it, oh my god, wow,

what do I do with it now?...

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Children hit a ball through their window
It crashed into their bedroom inside
Hitting his wife right between the legs
She complained to her husband wide eyed

She told him,"Go out there and get them"
"That hurt me so much it still lingers"
He said,"I will, because I'm hurt too"
"It almost broke three of my fingers!"...

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If I weren't afraid, I'd pluck some dainty flowers
Be unashamed of mostly women at showers,
Stand with you dressed in choir robes and singing hymnals,
Be sweet like a kitty not roar like animals
Hold infant with both hands, and not catch a fly ball,
Be very nice and kind with my mother-in-law,
Chewing gum and smiling, not crunching jawbreakers,
Great in mid-life with no crisis, and no takers.


2019 September 10...

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