Short Flustered Poems

a plump darling smiles
flustered
as hooded enemies emerge...

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She mastered a bastard custard 
His husband was a bit flustered
He invited friends 
And forgot his lens 
He saw a plateful of mustard...

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Mister Custer developed a blister
Then the blister just started to fester
He fostered a fluster
the faster it festered
Flustered Custer cussed the festered blister...

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ELEMENTARY ABASHMENT

report card jacket
                          jests: to the rocky mountains
                              flustered crimson cheeks

Kim Rodrigues © 2017...

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If ever her dark hair
Falls out of bun or flicked
Flustered fastly overcoming me
And then her face
Resonance and love
For all her features
And still I would know
She’s the one for me...

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flustered feelings harsh emotions and a severed heart how am to move on these feeling make my body ache for something much more make me long for my past time is my enemy and regret is my mentor...

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Formidable floundering frisky fish followed furiously, 
Flogging fourteen flustered freshman froggies
Furious followers filed fine-tuning finesse
Frostily furthering fruitless froggy fortitude....

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When cooking some stewed plums and custard
Distracted,  I ended up flustered
They tasted so weird
and sadly I feared
I’d added a dollop of mustard!

Fiction write!!

02/01/18...

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You, the one riding the wind like the Orion belt watching from afar
Anticipating, watching in silence
Nonetheless, still I ask: Wherefore art thou? Sending thy storm hither
Nibbling this flustered heart away....

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If you're harried, befuddled and flustered.
And your life tastes of pepper and mustard.
Don't abandon the field,
and remain even-keeled.
You will soon get a spoonful of custard....

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Which Pete was “for Pete's sake” uttered
When mom got flustered, she always muttered
This time honoured phrase
From back in the day
Riding buggies for two that were covered


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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When asked why his nose was so red
Young Rudolph looked flustered and said:
Those elves love high jinks
and spike all my drinks:
The rum tends to go to my head!'

09/12/18

'Funny reindeer contest : sponsored by Tania Kitchin...

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Santa was secretly reading playboy
on his porcelain throne in childlike joy
Mrs. Santa, frustrated
at the loo door she waited
flustered at her presence tried to destroy

12/15/2022


A Funny Santa Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin...

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bird
watching
a couple
embracing life
in the magick of love and their closeness

wonders why they're not paying attention
to his flustered 
squawks and stomps
because
he

is 
alone
and not with
his own true love
he is a pigeon on a soul mission...

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WHICH WAY TO SPRING

Confused by season’s regress,
flustered Northern birds flapping wings.

I shake off the polar snow,
my coal black boots where blizzard clings.

Dressed cozy warm like Christmas tree,
A fir keeps me warm in Spring.

4/16/2018...

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As the pen strokes fade away
I find myself flustered-
as the cinder block wall collapses,
freeing the plains- the single tree
full of dying leaves begins to shake-
the dead boughs and pages.
Brimming with hope-
but alas the pen stroke is gone,
all was as it should be-...

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My heart is rapid
Escalating by the second,
Flutters?
Flustered?

No.
That's not it.
That feels different
This…this is less innocent

A need,
To fulfill his desire,
But it feels awkward;
Doctored

After i’ve stopped him,
I realize
I'm not enough;
Hardly got any stuff
...

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Humpty dumpty
Humpty Dumpty sat on the firewall
Seeking open ports through which to crawl
Finding one he went on a brawl
Lo another insecure server fall

All the kings techies and every nerd
Plugged the gaps flustered and red
Like a rabbit Humpty Dumpty had bred
And on all the computers he had spread...

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Although minds may be miles apart
If I were to have half of your heart
Which one would be the very best
And all of time, pass its each test.

Heart and mind are both the same
And also equally shall receive blame
Why either be flustered or stand fast
Your poems are best and long will last.

James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet...

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A shriek rings out

the women's bathhouse invaded

A  flustered man is past the door, intruded

Naked women milling  about 

All without a clout

The girls  hide with hands their pudenda

Especially those built like Brunhilda

But fair Rosamund, no bother

just  her face does cover

Next day he might know them as they were

 but never never the naked her!...

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I am not easily embarrassed
But one day I was being harassed,
for breast feeding my child on the bus.
The ignoramus caused such a fuss.
I flustered and jumped off in a huff.

On entering a shopping mall,
I noticed the shoppers stall,
while passing myself and baby Paul.
On glancing down I found
a breast, pointing at the ground.

Oops!

03/07/2016...

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I load the dirty clothes into your drum
You are waiting for the tab willing me on
I close the door and wait diligently
You start to gurgle and grind
I watch as you spin making me smile
You stand there all alone, performing steadily turning
I walk away but never fear I will be back
You have finished and I am flustered
I am so grateful for the washing machine genially...

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The waves go crashing on the rocks
The cliffs are grey and red
Childrens’ voices ring out clear
As the gulls go ghosting  by

The sea feels colder than the blue it looks
Next stop Antartica helps
In summer ice cream still helps
To calm flustered bodies

A ship sail serenely by
As the seal struggles to grip
On the headland camera shutters click
Capturing the moment...

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The choppy sea turned leaden,
ominous clouds covered the sky.
The wind became chilly and strong.
The flustered kite went dizzy; 
it twirled, then dipped and crashed
to the young girl’s annoyance.
She had had more than enough.
Shivering, she called it a day!

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Paul Callus ~ 14th December 2015
Contest: Oil Paintings 4-5
Sponsor: Eve Roper...

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And with degradation'
And love so rich, so rich
Was too rich to be seen
Such that God Almighty
Was an entity
That which flustered
Behind the scene
And
The people who followed
His charge were resurrected
And redeemed from
The very start
Fore-
The only qualification was
A subtle change of heart
And be thee judged at the start
As a fore mentioned
At the hands' of God

GF...

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