Short Flustered Poems
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She mastered a bastard custard
His husband was a bit flustered
He invited friends
And forgot his lens
He saw a plateful of mustard
• Pretty blue eyes piercing my soul
• His arms around my waist
• Flustered, I immediately shoot up
• And rush home with haste
Mister Custer developed a blister
Then the blister just started to fester
He fostered a fluster
the faster it festered
Flustered Custer cussed the festered blister
ELEMENTARY ABASHMENT
report card jacket
jests: to the rocky mountains
flustered crimson cheeks
Kim Rodrigues © 2017
If ever her dark hair
Falls out of bun or flicked
Flustered fastly overcoming me
And then her face
Resonance and love
For all her features
And still I would know
She’s the one for me
flustered feelings harsh emotions and a severed heart how am to move on these feeling make my body ache for something much more make me long for my past time is my enemy and regret is my mentor
Formidable floundering frisky fish followed furiously,
Flogging fourteen flustered freshman froggies
Furious followers filed fine-tuning finesse
Frostily furthering fruitless froggy fortitude.
When cooking some stewed plums and custard
Distracted, I ended up flustered
They tasted so weird
and sadly I feared
I’d added a dollop of mustard!
Fiction write!!
02/01/18
You, the one riding the wind like the Orion belt watching from afar
Anticipating, watching in silence
Nonetheless, still I ask: Wherefore art thou? Sending thy storm hither
Nibbling this flustered heart away.
Of this limp sail, a calm bay's
The rough-blown sea
So flustered, as to express
A cursed bitterness
Its pale drooped faced replica
Comes into view.
Life's own whirl to sink upset
What as wretched had met.
If you're harried, befuddled and flustered.
And your life tastes of pepper and mustard.
Don't abandon the field,
and remain even-keeled.
You will soon get a spoonful of custard.
Which Pete was “for Pete's sake” uttered
When mom got flustered, she always muttered
This time honoured phrase
From back in the day
Riding buggies for two that were covered
© Jack Ellison 2015
When asked why his nose was so red
Young Rudolph looked flustered and said:
Those elves love high jinks
and spike all my drinks:
The rum tends to go to my head!'
09/12/18
'Funny reindeer contest : sponsored by Tania Kitchin
Santa was secretly reading playboy
on his porcelain throne in childlike joy
Mrs. Santa, frustrated
at the loo door she waited
flustered at her presence tried to destroy
12/15/2022
A Funny Santa Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
bird
watching
a couple
embracing life
in the magick of love and their closeness
wonders why they're not paying attention
to his flustered
squawks and stomps
because
he
is
alone
and not with
his own true love
he is a pigeon on a soul mission
WHICH WAY TO SPRING
Confused by season’s regress,
flustered Northern birds flapping wings.
I shake off the polar snow,
my coal black boots where blizzard clings.
Dressed cozy warm like Christmas tree,
A fir keeps me warm in Spring.
4/16/2018
As the pen strokes fade away
I find myself flustered-
as the cinder block wall collapses,
freeing the plains- the single tree
full of dying leaves begins to shake-
the dead boughs and pages.
Brimming with hope-
but alas the pen stroke is gone,
all was as it should be-
easy
easygoing
easy mark
easy peasy
easy rider
easy street
easy here
easy there
easy peasy everywhere
easy going, not a bit flustered
easy mark, few fools clustered
easy rider, a sycophant
easy street, a treasure hunt
easy going, easy mark
I ride my easy in the park
Humpty dumpty
Humpty Dumpty sat on the firewall
Seeking open ports through which to crawl
Finding one he went on a brawl
Lo another insecure server fall
All the kings techies and every nerd
Plugged the gaps flustered and red
Like a rabbit Humpty Dumpty had bred
And on all the computers he had spread
I’m summoned to a baby shower
The mum to be’s flustered and dour
As her waters just broke
In front of shocked folk
Her baby arrived in an hour
I cleaned up mum and baby Ted
And lifted Ted above my head
No diaper, I'm cursed
He piddles, - nowt's worst
No wonder my face turned bright red
Jealousy never did aid me in any accomplishments
Under the horror of too many emotions, I get flustered
Given problems to solve, I am stifled and stilted
A quintessential blubbering shuddering mess of myself
All the resources in the world could not free me up
Did you take the last candle? I thought it might solve this puzzle.
Although minds may be miles apart
If I were to have half of your heart
Which one would be the very best
And all of time, pass its each test.
Heart and mind are both the same
And also equally shall receive blame
Why either be flustered or stand fast
Your poems are best and long will last.
James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
A shriek rings out
the women's bathhouse invaded
A flustered man is past the door, intruded
Naked women milling about
All without a clout
The girls hide with hands their pudenda
Especially those built like Brunhilda
But fair Rosamund, no bother
just her face does cover
Next day he might know them as they were
but never never the naked her!
I am not easily embarrassed
But one day I was being harassed,
for breast feeding my child on the bus.
The ignoramus caused such a fuss.
I flustered and jumped off in a huff.
On entering a shopping mall,
I noticed the shoppers stall,
while passing myself and baby Paul.
On glancing down I found
a breast, pointing at the ground.
Oops!
03/07/2016
I load the dirty clothes into your drum
You are waiting for the tab willing me on
I close the door and wait diligently
You start to gurgle and grind
I watch as you spin making me smile
You stand there all alone, performing steadily turning
I walk away but never fear I will be back
You have finished and I am flustered
I am so grateful for the washing machine genially