Short Flat Poems
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Most cat guardians would agree that the earth is not flat,
for if it was, cats would have knocked everything off of the planet.
some they call cops
by the way they bop
some or fat
move like that
some just alay and sleep
you can see
they got
FLAT FEET
If Earth were actually
flat as they claim,
would never meet
in opposites...
Never USA and Russia,
would approach the extremes...
I never walk naked in my flat,
And so all visitors. Not at all!
Because, my stupid ferocious cat
Likes to play with a hairy balls.
A farm girl went to the city
Where old men admired her kitty
Her landlord forgets
Her flat is, "No pets"
Because her boobs excite pity
i had a flat tire
drove it all the way from home
lived ten miles away
5/20/18
written words by James Edward Lee Sr.
Copyright © 2018
acting for sale
tv and the movies
whatever sells products or tickets
to the customer set speaks primarily of illusion dreams
stan sand
MY TOM CAT TOM
My Tom Cat Tom
Now sings the 33rd Psalm
For although curiosity kills the cat
T’was the Fed-Ex truck that squished Tom flat
Skippity doo, skippidy dat,
I jumped over my pussycat,
Doing it just once more
I slipped upon the polished floor,
Now pussy looks quite flat.
I would like to be charitable
Give you the benefit of the doubt
But your bullying ways have made this impossible
I am flat out of forgiveness now
Stan’s Chevy van had a flat.
"Where is the damn spare at?"
Stan cursed at the tire,
Letting loose his ire.
Poor Stan and his van had a spat.
My neighbours from the flat below,
Hearing the sound from my apartment,
They think that my sex life is very ardent.
Alas! I simple jump on jumping rope.
we were on ROUT
to the south
we hearld sound
the car broke down
we had a spare
in that cool air we were bare
we had to do that
fixs that
TRIED FLAT
softy woolly fur
lovely small pug with short hair
flat faced little star
A woman who could touch her toes
Always knew which way the wind blows
For when she bent over
A great Dane named Rover
Proved farting is best wearing clothes
there is no right or wrong
in doing anything
no bad or good
just semi-empty opinions
and unpredictable consequences
the world is flat
and God stays on the edges
Aw these guys have rights too
They're just normal folks like me and you
Give em a break
For goodness sake
Also the moon landing was just a point of view
A randy old fella named Jack
Always went sleep on his back
His todger would rise
Right up to the skies
It’s only a woman he’d lack!
21st March 2016
Cat lover Laura Lottie was much too fat
a chair was in jeopardy if on it she sat.
She was six ax handles wide
people quickly stepped aside.
But not seeing the cat, on it she sat--splat.
Flat toothed beaver
gonna look at you
with a twinkle in
his eye and tell ya
the truth:
It's not how wrong you are
that matters, but
why you're wrong.
Then he got shot by the cops.
But for the heavy snow and chilly frost,
Pine tree would be inferior to the grasses soft.
But for numerous mountains and rivers,
Who would value the comfort a flat path delivers?
(tran.)
How about that just sat on our cat
She screeched bloody murder, so sorry bout that
Love this dear sweetie
Made me all weepy
With my hulking big body, I squished our cat flat
How about that just sat on our cat
She screeched bloody murder, so sorry bout that
Love this dear sweetie
Made me all weepy
With my hulking big body, I squished our cat flat
How about that just sat on our cat
She screeched bloody murder, so sorry bout that
Love this dear sweetie
Made me all weepy
With my hulking big body, I squished our cat flat
How about that, just sat on our cat
She screeched bloody murder, so sorry bout that
Love this dear sweetie
Made me all weepy
With my hulking big body, I squished our cat flat