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Flat Cat

Cat lover Laura Lottie was much too fat
a chair was in jeopardy if on it she sat.
She was six ax handles wide
people quickly stepped aside.
But not seeing the cat, on it she sat--splat.

Copyright © Paul Schneiter | Year Posted 2016

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Darlene De Beaulieu Date: 1/26/2019 5:11:00 PM Hello Paul, oh the poor cat. Laura must have been upset to lose her cat. Have a nice evening my friend. Login to Reply

Cheryl Hoffman Date: 12/12/2016 9:06:00 PM Lol, when I read the title I thought it was about a roadkill cat Paul; but this poor cat got killed by chubbette Laura Lottie! Funny stuff Paul!:) Login to Reply Paul Schneiter Date: 12/12/2016 9:25:00 PM Thank you, Cheryl. You have introduced me to a new term, "chubbette." I I love it. BTW, thanks for your kind comment on "She Shall Be Praised" in the short story section. hugs x x x

Poet Destroyer A Date: 10/5/2016 4:48:00 PM lol, Paul, good to be back reading... linda Login to Reply Paul Schneiter Date: 10/21/2016 4:46:00 PM I take words of praise (or ANY words from you) as complimentary. Please know I appreciate your thoughtfulness for stopping by. hugs x x x

Tim Smith Date: 10/4/2016 12:52:00 PM Funny Paul Login to Reply Paul Schneiter Date: 10/4/2016 2:41:00 PM Thank you, Tim. I'm still trying to write limericks as well as you do. All the best to you and your loved ones.

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 10/4/2016 12:36:00 PM - A good one, Paul :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Paul Schneiter Date: 10/4/2016 2:55:00 PM I value and appreciate your encouraging comment, Sunshine.* It's kind and thoughtful of you to take time to comment. *Anne-Lise

Jan Allison Date: 10/4/2016 11:56:00 AM ha ha ha love it - poor kitty:-( hugs jan xx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/4/2016 3:14:00 PM Life is fine thanks Paul:-) hope you are keeping well too:-) hugs jan xx Paul Schneiter Date: 10/4/2016 3:02:00 PM Jan, a supportive/encouraging comment from you makes my day (night, too). I hope life is treating you well there by the Irish Sea.