Paul Schneiter Poet Limerick

Flat Cat

Cat lover Laura Lottie was much too fat
a chair was in jeopardy if on it she sat.
She was six ax handles wide
people quickly stepped aside.
But not seeing the cat, on it she sat--splat.

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Darlene De Beaulieu January 26, 2019 at 5:11 PM Hello Paul, oh the poor cat. Laura must have been upset to lose her cat. Have a nice evening my friend.

Cheryl Hoffman December 12, 2016 at 9:06 PM Lol, when I read the title I thought it was about a roadkill cat Paul; but this poor cat got killed by chubbette Laura Lottie! Funny stuff Paul!:) Paul Schneiter December 12, 2016 at 9:25 PM Thank you, Cheryl. You have introduced me to a new term, "chubbette." I I love it. BTW, thanks for your kind comment on "She Shall Be Praised" in the short story section. hugs x x x

Poet Destroyer A October 5, 2016 at 4:48 PM lol, Paul, good to be back reading... linda Paul Schneiter October 21, 2016 at 4:46 PM I take words of praise (or ANY words from you) as complimentary. Please know I appreciate your thoughtfulness for stopping by. hugs x x x

Tim Smith October 4, 2016 at 12:52 PM Funny Paul Paul Schneiter October 4, 2016 at 2:41 PM Thank you, Tim. I'm still trying to write limericks as well as you do. All the best to you and your loved ones.

Anne-Lise Andresen October 4, 2016 at 12:36 PM - A good one, Paul :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Paul Schneiter October 4, 2016 at 2:55 PM I value and appreciate your encouraging comment, Sunshine.* It's kind and thoughtful of you to take time to comment. *Anne-Lise

Jan Allison October 4, 2016 at 11:56 AM ha ha ha love it - poor kitty:-( hugs jan xx Jan Allison October 4, 2016 at 3:14 PM Life is fine thanks Paul:-) hope you are keeping well too:-) hugs jan xx Paul Schneiter October 4, 2016 at 3:02 PM Jan, a supportive/encouraging comment from you makes my day (night, too). I hope life is treating you well there by the Irish Sea.