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Squished Our Cat Flat

How about that just sat on our cat
She screeched bloody murder, so sorry bout that
Love this dear sweetie
Made me all weepy
With my hulking big body, I squished our cat flat

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2018

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Judith S Date: 1/1/2018 11:39:00 AM Oh my GOSH JACK!!! I am laughing out loud at this one!!! Soooo good!!!! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 1/1/2018 2:48:00 PM WHATTA SWEETIE!!! Keep giggled... doesn't matter if people shy away!!! lol xxx

Silent One Date: 1/1/2018 10:07:00 AM Jack sat on his cat, can you imagine that? 20 stones of fat, poor thing went splat, now its a door mat! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 1/1/2018 2:47:00 PM Did you notice you scored big with OUR dear Judith S!!! You have become part of the Humorick elite!!! Judith S Date: 1/1/2018 11:40:00 AM hahahaha

Silent One Date: 1/1/2018 10:04:00 AM awww that poor pussy.... Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 1/1/2018 2:43:00 PM That is a naughty word over here in the frozen north!!! lol

Lim'Rik Flats Date: 1/1/2018 7:39:00 AM Must have been a helluva scene//A squished-flat cat and a scream//From our Jack//Not an attack//Not a bone in Jack's body is mean. HULK ON INCREDIBLE JACK!!! (be sure to read "Good Deed McGee" by Jerry Curtis — posted yesterday) Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 1/1/2018 2:41:00 PM I shall check out Mr. Curtis if you're promoting him!!! Must be a goodie!