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Squished Our Cat Flat

How about that just sat on our cat She screeched bloody murder, so sorry bout that Love this dear sweetie Made me all weepy With my hulking big body, I squished our cat flat

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Judith S

Date: 1/1/2018 11:39:00 AM

Oh my GOSH JACK!!! I am laughing out loud at this one!!! Soooo good!!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 1/1/2018 2:48:00 PM

WHATTA SWEETIE!!! Keep giggled... doesn't matter if people shy away!!! lol xxx

Silent One

Date: 1/1/2018 10:07:00 AM

Jack sat on his cat, can you imagine that? 20 stones of fat, poor thing went splat, now its a door mat!

Jack Ellison
Date: 1/1/2018 2:47:00 PM

Did you notice you scored big with OUR dear Judith S!!! You have become part of the Humorick elite!!!

Judith S
Date: 1/1/2018 11:40:00 AM

hahahaha

Silent One

Date: 1/1/2018 10:04:00 AM

awww that poor pussy....

Jack Ellison
Date: 1/1/2018 2:43:00 PM

That is a naughty word over here in the frozen north!!! lol

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 1/1/2018 7:39:00 AM

Must have been a helluva scene//A squished-flat cat and a scream//From our Jack//Not an attack//Not a bone in Jack's body is mean. HULK ON INCREDIBLE JACK!!! (be sure to read "Good Deed McGee" by Jerry Curtis — posted yesterday)

Jack Ellison
Date: 1/1/2018 2:41:00 PM

I shall check out Mr. Curtis if you're promoting him!!! Must be a goodie!